Turns out there is no online index for "crazy cat stories."
How could that be?
Because "crazy cat stories" are what happens to other people's cats. When it's their own cat involved, people fail to note that the story is crazy.
Zoe: My man would never fall for that. Wash: Most of my head wishes I had.
'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
Natter 64: Yes, we still need you
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Jul 21, 2009 10:11:03 am PDT #123 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Polter-Cow - Jul 21, 2009 10:13:32 am PDT #124 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Ah, of course, the Inverse Someone Else's Cat Field.
Gudanov - Jul 21, 2009 10:21:29 am PDT #125 of 30001
Coding and Sleeping
Turns out there is no online index for "crazy cat stories."
Maybe it comes up if you turn off safe search. In which case you probably don't want to know.
amych - Jul 21, 2009 10:24:21 am PDT #126 of 30001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
What about "adorable cat stories", and just assuming a reasonably high correlation?
erikaj - Jul 21, 2009 10:30:39 am PDT #127 of 30001
I'm a fucking amazing catch!--Fiona Gallagher, Shameless(US)
Phoenix had about 200 last year...of course we also had a team of thrill-killing assholes too, so that won't happen every year.
msbelle - Jul 21, 2009 10:32:15 am PDT #128 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
I am the disgusting co-worker who won't stop belching today. ugh. poor cubicle neighbor. I keep apologizing and also excusing myself for walks. still disgustorama.
Matt the Bruins fan - Jul 21, 2009 10:33:17 am PDT #129 of 30001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
I just assumed that googling "cat fancy" and the name of a state would result in lots and lots of crazy cat stories from that locale.
brenda m - Jul 21, 2009 10:33:53 am PDT #130 of 30001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Phoenix had about 200 last year...of course we also had a team of thrill-killing assholes too, so that won't happen every year.
I swear I thought you were talking about cats at first. Then I was all phew. Then I was all wait a minute, *not* phew.
In conclusion, thrill killing = wrong. Brenda = overtired.
Gudanov - Jul 21, 2009 10:36:24 am PDT #131 of 30001
Coding and Sleeping
I thought it was 200 crazy cat stories too and then I was trying to figure how thrill-killing assholes worked into a crazy cat story.
erikaj - Jul 21, 2009 10:40:45 am PDT #132 of 30001
I'm a fucking amazing catch!--Fiona Gallagher, Shameless(US)
Although I believe the Thrill Killers did kill some animals at the beginning of their stupid spree, yes, that was a cross-post. Stupid digits, type faster!!