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Miracleman - Sep 29, 2009 8:09:52 am PDT #11327 of 30001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

Gorg totally agree with Mrs. Schafly.

After all, it is Gorg who bring home mastodon meat, not woman!

(Woman? Where is mayonnaise? No, it not. I no see...Oh. Thank, woman.)

It is Gorg who risk life and limb to travel through tiger infested jungle to mastodon hunting ground!

(No, woman! I, Gorg, am only driver! I, Gorg, am man! Man only driver! Get it? Good...where we go?)

It Gorg who make fire! Gorg! Gorg make fire!

(Woman...where fire sticks? Gorg just had them...well, why were they there? Oh, that does make sense. Okay. Um. Fire made! ...how you cook mastodon again?)

Gorg make babies! Not...you know, Gorg no carry babies, but Gorg...Gorg did his bit, you know, with the...the grunting...

(Hey, woman? Where are babies, anyway? No, why should Gorg...? Really? Gorg no remember woman say that...)

Gorg make...uh...make...um...

(Woman! Tell Gorg what he do with the...you know, what you paint on wall! Gorg no know how read...What that word? Really? What it mean? Huh.)

In conclusion, Gorg...what, woman?

Gorg must go now. Gorg forgot to make skin clothes for winter. Gorg no think of things like that.

(Coming, woman! You no use magic on me, 'kay?)

Aims - Sep 29, 2009 8:22:21 am PDT #11328 of 30001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Hey Gorg! Stop chatting on the cave walls and write my paper! Woman too dumb to understand Nathaniel Hawthorne!

amych - Sep 29, 2009 8:24:49 am PDT #11329 of 30001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Woman too dumb to understand Nathaniel Hawthorne!

"My puritan ancestors were deeply fucked up. You'd think it would make for more interesting writing, but, sadly, no."

Zenkitty - Sep 29, 2009 8:26:51 am PDT #11330 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

MM, that brilliant. Me tag, but it too long.

Nora Deirdre - Sep 29, 2009 8:26:55 am PDT #11331 of 30001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

You need to come to Salem and visit the House of the Seven Gables! That'll get the paper writing inspiration going.

tommyrot - Sep 29, 2009 8:27:02 am PDT #11332 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

People are familiar with the Mark Twain "critique" of Hawthorne, right? It's hysterical.

Jesse - Sep 29, 2009 8:34:36 am PDT #11333 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Fuuuuuck. I just emailed an apartment broker in Boston about looking at places this weekend, and she says she only has places for 10/1 or 10/15. I don't want to move until 11/1. This is really the only time I have to be looking, so I really hope it's not too early!

tommyrot - Sep 29, 2009 8:40:46 am PDT #11334 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I wonder if that will change after the 30th... I suppose it depends on how much notice people generally have to give if they're vacating - if it's only 30 days, then a lot of landlords wouldn't know they have a vacancy for 11/1 until after the 30th.

Jesse - Sep 29, 2009 8:42:45 am PDT #11335 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I'm actually going to be there on the 2nd through 5th, so I am hoping that is true!

Jesse - Sep 29, 2009 8:47:01 am PDT #11336 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

In other, more important, news: Jon Gosselin got fired! [link]

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