Woman too dumb to understand Nathaniel Hawthorne!
"My puritan ancestors were deeply fucked up. You'd think it would make for more interesting writing, but, sadly, no."
Man, you just get darker and darker, and the weird thing is, your aura? Beige.
Host ,'Why We Fight'
Natter 64: Yes, we still need you
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
amych - Sep 29, 2009 8:24:49 am PDT #11329 of 30001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Zenkitty - Sep 29, 2009 8:26:51 am PDT #11330 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
MM, that brilliant. Me tag, but it too long.
Nora Deirdre - Sep 29, 2009 8:26:55 am PDT #11331 of 30001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
You need to come to Salem and visit the House of the Seven Gables! That'll get the paper writing inspiration going.
tommyrot - Sep 29, 2009 8:27:02 am PDT #11332 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
People are familiar with the Mark Twain "critique" of Hawthorne, right? It's hysterical.
Jesse - Sep 29, 2009 8:34:36 am PDT #11333 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Fuuuuuck. I just emailed an apartment broker in Boston about looking at places this weekend, and she says she only has places for 10/1 or 10/15. I don't want to move until 11/1. This is really the only time I have to be looking, so I really hope it's not too early!
tommyrot - Sep 29, 2009 8:40:46 am PDT #11334 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I wonder if that will change after the 30th... I suppose it depends on how much notice people generally have to give if they're vacating - if it's only 30 days, then a lot of landlords wouldn't know they have a vacancy for 11/1 until after the 30th.
Jesse - Sep 29, 2009 8:42:45 am PDT #11335 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I'm actually going to be there on the 2nd through 5th, so I am hoping that is true!
Jesse - Sep 29, 2009 8:47:01 am PDT #11336 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
In other, more important, news: Jon Gosselin got fired! [link]
Polter-Cow - Sep 29, 2009 9:12:42 am PDT #11337 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
"Look, Coca-Cola is a terrific product," Nooyi continued. "Millions of people choose it over Pepsi every day. Are those people wrong? Of course not. Concepts like 'right' and 'wrong' shouldn't even apply. It's a soft drink."
Nooyi told reporters the company's $1.3 billion annual advertising budget would be put into Pepsi's savings account, spread among various charitable organizations, and divvied up into generous bonuses for the company's minimum-wage factory employees.
In other Onion news, erika, have you seen this? Heh.
msbelle - Sep 29, 2009 9:12:54 am PDT #11338 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
They need to just cancel that show. What a sad story. I feel like drawing up papers for the rights to "One of the Gosselin 8, ?? years later", cause no way all those kids turn out well.