At LGA ridiculously early. US airport security is waaaay slack compared to Canadian, still. Sad to leave NY.

I've developed quite a head cold. I'm sure my fellow passengers will love having me sniffing and coughing onthier flight. I am dreading what it will do to my ears.

Had a very confusing conversation with a salelady this morning. She asked me where I was from, and I said Nova Scotia. She said something about not being able to tell from my accent. I gave her my "What you talking about Willis" look. Then she asked me if I had lived in the US for a long time, which further confused me. Then she said that she thought I would sound more French. I told her that few people spoke French where I was from, and she started to totally backpedal. I spent most of the time confused. I bought a purse form her anyway.

HaHa! I have gotten an extra 20 minutes of free WiFi by clearing out my cache and cookies.

Excellent. Today more WiFi, tomorrow the world!

But your English is excellent, Sue.

I am so fucking over everything right now! Sadly, my two key coworkers are similarly over everything, and they have to stay here -- god willing.

But your English is excellent, Sue.

I know! I think my American may be a little rusty, however.

almost time to board. I should get some water and pee.

I wear the cheese. It does not wear me.

Or maybe the other way around. Hard to tell with this guy...

I read the first sentence:

I love the way Swiss cheese feels against my penis.

...and decided I didn't need to read any more....

Right there with you, tommy.

and now you have saved the rest of us from clicking.

my lunch did not satisfy me. I am going to wait 10 more minutes, but if I am still hungry then I am off to the bakery.