I read the first sentence:
I love the way Swiss cheese feels against my penis.
...and decided I didn't need to read any more....
Yeah, but you're an amateur fry cook and I come from a long line of fry cooks that don't live past 25.
Buffy ,'Showtime'
Natter 64: Yes, we still need you
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Sep 29, 2009 7:45:25 am PDT #11316 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Amy - Sep 29, 2009 7:48:07 am PDT #11317 of 30001
Because books.
Right there with you, tommy.
msbelle - Sep 29, 2009 7:49:20 am PDT #11318 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
and now you have saved the rest of us from clicking.
my lunch did not satisfy me. I am going to wait 10 more minutes, but if I am still hungry then I am off to the bakery.
Gudanov - Sep 29, 2009 7:49:34 am PDT #11319 of 30001
Coding and Sleeping
Penis and cheese are two words that don't need to go together.
Frankenbuddha - Sep 29, 2009 7:50:23 am PDT #11320 of 30001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
My analysis is that the gays are about 5% of the attack on marriage in this country, and the feminists are about 95%.
To paraphrase (I think) Xander, it's always heartwarming to see a prejudice overturned by a deeper prejudice.
Frankenbuddha - Sep 29, 2009 7:52:31 am PDT #11321 of 30001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Penis and cheese are two words that don't need to go together.
Great now I'm thinking of the Reese's peanut butter cups commercials (and started typing "peter" before I caught myself).
Gudanov - Sep 29, 2009 7:55:08 am PDT #11322 of 30001
Coding and Sleeping
Amy - Sep 29, 2009 7:58:10 am PDT #11323 of 30001
Because books.
MUCH better than cheese and penises, Gud.
msbelle - Sep 29, 2009 7:58:20 am PDT #11324 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
FUN!
Polter-Cow - Sep 29, 2009 8:01:40 am PDT #11325 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Whoa! That was freaky.
After messing with light, you should mess with sound!
Make pretty music with a tone matrix.