Jimmy Olsen jokes're pretty much gonna be lost on you, huh?

Xander ,'The Killer In Me'


Natter 64: Yes, we still need you  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Gudanov - Jul 21, 2009 8:28:43 am PDT #103 of 30001
Coding and Sleeping

Geez, the giant monsters are not the big deal that people make them out to be.

Well, I suppose if you compare it to Tokyo then it wouldn't seem so bad.


Barb - Jul 21, 2009 8:32:28 am PDT #104 of 30001
“Not dead yet!”

Last year, the local newscasters completely jinxed the city of Jacksonville. They happened to mention on August 30th how, if we made it through the next day without a murder, it would be the first murder free month in Jax in nearly two years.

You can guess what happened, right?

Right. It's like daring some asshole.


Jesse - Jul 21, 2009 8:32:42 am PDT #105 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

C.H.U.D. is still the reason I don't walk over subway grates, however...


Cashmere - Jul 21, 2009 8:34:16 am PDT #106 of 30001
Now tagless for your comfort.

I believe in my hometown, there was a guy stopped for having a mobile meth lab on his bicycle. For real. Doesn't take much space.


tommyrot - Jul 21, 2009 8:39:09 am PDT #107 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I think human culture has hit its peak. Someday, billions of years from now, an alien will be complaining about how much humans sucked, and another alien will say, "Well, at least they had this:"

Catcerto

Lithuanian composer Mindaugas Piecaitis was inspired by Nora the Piano Playing Cat (featured previously at Neatorama) and composed a concerto for her to perform with an orchestra. Nora appears via videotape. The rest of the music was performed by the Klaipeda Chamber Orchestra. This performance, condicted by Piecaitis, was recorded on June 5th in Klaipeda, Lithuania.


Gudanov - Jul 21, 2009 8:39:27 am PDT #108 of 30001
Coding and Sleeping

I'll bet he could really get that bicycle going.


amych - Jul 21, 2009 8:40:06 am PDT #109 of 30001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

I believe in my hometown, there was a guy stopped for having a mobile meth lab on his bicycle.

Dude, that was y'all? I heard about that! Or rather, I heard that people do that. I have to admit that I admired it, purely as a next step in the development of the technology. More portable, less centralized, and -- well, I guess if your works blows, you're still just as dead, but at least it doesn't take the whole house with you?


tommyrot - Jul 21, 2009 8:40:25 am PDT #110 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

C.H.U.D. is still the reason I don't walk over subway grates, however...

You're afraid they'll look up your skirt?


Jesse - Jul 21, 2009 8:46:55 am PDT #111 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Yes.


Nora Deirdre - Jul 21, 2009 8:49:43 am PDT #112 of 30001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Aw, let the C.H.U.D.s have their fun!