Lorne: Snakes? Uh-huh. And they came out of your what? Okay. Okay, well, did they get up there themselves or is this part of a, you know, a thing? No, I'm not judging...Do we fight snakes? Angel: Only if they're giant. Or demons. Or giant demons. Are they giant demon snakes? Lorne: Well, unless this guy's 30 feet tall, I'm thinking they're of the garden variety.

'Lineage'


Natter 64: Yes, we still need you  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Barb - Jul 21, 2009 8:32:28 am PDT #104 of 30001
“Not dead yet!”

Last year, the local newscasters completely jinxed the city of Jacksonville. They happened to mention on August 30th how, if we made it through the next day without a murder, it would be the first murder free month in Jax in nearly two years.

You can guess what happened, right?

Right. It's like daring some asshole.


Jesse - Jul 21, 2009 8:32:42 am PDT #105 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

C.H.U.D. is still the reason I don't walk over subway grates, however...


Cashmere - Jul 21, 2009 8:34:16 am PDT #106 of 30001
Now tagless for your comfort.

I believe in my hometown, there was a guy stopped for having a mobile meth lab on his bicycle. For real. Doesn't take much space.


tommyrot - Jul 21, 2009 8:39:09 am PDT #107 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I think human culture has hit its peak. Someday, billions of years from now, an alien will be complaining about how much humans sucked, and another alien will say, "Well, at least they had this:"

Catcerto

Lithuanian composer Mindaugas Piecaitis was inspired by Nora the Piano Playing Cat (featured previously at Neatorama) and composed a concerto for her to perform with an orchestra. Nora appears via videotape. The rest of the music was performed by the Klaipeda Chamber Orchestra. This performance, condicted by Piecaitis, was recorded on June 5th in Klaipeda, Lithuania.


Gudanov - Jul 21, 2009 8:39:27 am PDT #108 of 30001
Coding and Sleeping

I'll bet he could really get that bicycle going.


amych - Jul 21, 2009 8:40:06 am PDT #109 of 30001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

I believe in my hometown, there was a guy stopped for having a mobile meth lab on his bicycle.

Dude, that was y'all? I heard about that! Or rather, I heard that people do that. I have to admit that I admired it, purely as a next step in the development of the technology. More portable, less centralized, and -- well, I guess if your works blows, you're still just as dead, but at least it doesn't take the whole house with you?


tommyrot - Jul 21, 2009 8:40:25 am PDT #110 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

C.H.U.D. is still the reason I don't walk over subway grates, however...

You're afraid they'll look up your skirt?


Jesse - Jul 21, 2009 8:46:55 am PDT #111 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Yes.


Nora Deirdre - Jul 21, 2009 8:49:43 am PDT #112 of 30001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Aw, let the C.H.U.D.s have their fun!


tommyrot - Jul 21, 2009 8:54:24 am PDT #113 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

World's first camel-milk chocolates going global

DUBAI (Reuters) - Dubai's Al Nassma, the world's first brand of chocolate made with camels' milk, is in talks to expand into new Arab markets, Europe, Japan and the United States, its general manager said Tuesday.

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Founded and owned by Dubai's ruler Sheikh Mohammed bin Rashid al-Maktoum, Al Nassma was formally established in October last year and aims to produce 100 tons of premium camels' milk chocolate a year.

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With 3,000 camels on its Dubai farm, the company sells chocolates through its farm-attached store as well as in luxury hotels and private airlines. It plans to launch an online shopping facility within a month, Van Almsick said.