Or should I say other, even crazier Buffy fans...

I know, right?? I think it's hilarious.

How clever of them to vague it up. A surprise rapture is much more fun!

It you knew the date, then you could game the system. You commit lots of sin and then the night before you do some quick repenting. Like pulling an all-nighter to write a paper the night before it's due.

I've written several A papers the night before they were due, ijs.

I've written several A papers the night before they were due, ijs.

It's because of people like you that we can't have a set date for the Rapture.

It's because of people like you that we can't have a set date for the Rapture.

I'm definitely one they wouldn't want to see get in under the wire due to a technicality.

Or should I say other, even crazier Buffy fans...

Heh. It's always best to qualify that one.

I'm currently working on Owen's school fundraiser stuff. Trying to just hit up people I've been purchasing off for years. Considering the "buyout" option.

I've seen numerous cocks, both in porn and in person. None of them made me gay. Watching Rachel Maddow pwn Pat Buchanan may have done so, however.

but that makes you lesbian, which doesn't count.

Oops.

Hi!

The cock viewing advice on turning gay is confusing.

From Dr. Dobson.

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Meanwhile, the boy's father has to do his part. He needs to mirror and affirm his son's maleness. He can play rough-and-tumble games with his son, in ways that are decidedly different from the games he would play with a little girl. He can help his son learn to throw and catch a ball. He can teach him to pound a square wooden peg into a square hole in a pegboard. He can even take his son with him into the shower, where the boy cannot help but notice that Dad has a penis, just like his, only bigger.

Based on my work with adult homosexuals, I try to avoid the necessity of a long and sometimes painful therapy by encouraging parents, particularly fathers, to affirm their sons' maleness. Parental education, in this area and all others, can prevent a lifetime of unhappiness and a sense of alienation. When boys begin to relate to their fathers, and begin to understand what is exciting, fun and energizing about their fathers, they will learn to accept their own masculinity. They will find a sense of freedom—of power—by being different from their mothers, outgrowing them as they move into a man's world. If parents encourage their sons in these ways, they will help them develop masculine identities and be well on their way to growing up straight. In 15 years, I have spoken with hundreds of homosexual men. I have never met one who said he had a loving, respectful relationship with his father.18

In 15 years, I have spoken with hundreds of homosexual men. I have never met one who said he had a loving, respectful relationship with his father.

Oh, fuck you, Dobson. Fuuuuuuck you.