So, Dude was trying to say "Keep plucking that chicken!" as part of the worn and tired and dated banter already playing off a long-forgotten chicken commerical.

Ooh. I have clearly also forgotten this chicken commercial, hence my confusion.

But he had a massive tongue slip.

And weatherdude DID NOT EVEN NOTICE.

I know! It was so confusing!

While Anchoress had her eyes bugging out.

Ha!! I didn't notice that before.

It was live TV, that's how they could air it.

I guess they don't have a seven-second delay on the news.

I thought Ed Lover looked familiar!

I have to watch this chicken fucking thing now. OMG, Ernie Anastos! BWAH!

Among my favorite moments last night were Chenoweth, and Jimmy Fallon actually. It looked SO real, and then he kept going!

The conversation about gay sex has me very confused.

I'm afraid that I kicked off the gay sex conversation.

Gudanov "Natter 64: Yes, we still need you" Sep 21, 2009 8:30:30 am PDT

In summary, all porn is gay porn and porn can turn you gay, and 10-12 year old boys should be told that porn will turn them gay so they won't look at porn.

I believe I got a hold of Playboy at that age and I recall thinking "Boobies!" rather than thinking "I want to be Gay!" but maybe the guy speaking at the conference had a different experience.

Ah, I am a skimmer. Clearly dozed off due to BenSteinalike. Others skimmer my answer about how contraceptive sex is like teh ghey sex earlier (answer: it doesn't make babies).

Edit in answer to Gud: Does it count if I stole my dad's Playboy when I was young, and maybe that made ME gay?? I don't think that's what they mean....

Does it count if I stole my dad's Playboy when I was young, and maybe that made ME gay?? I don't think that's what they mean....

I don't get the impression they are concerned about female homosexuality.

EFCA = Employee Free Choice Act, wherein employees who are voting on whether they want to unionize can just sign a card saying so, instead of being subject to a secret ballot election campaign in which their employer gets to strong-arm them into voting to not unionize. The AZ ballot measure is worded so it sounds like they're all concerned for the employee not being able to participate in a democratic election, when in reality, all they're doing is letting the employer dictate the terms of the election.

When I worked in the employment law department, the first book I edited was all about the employer could conduct the campaign to slant opinion against unionizing. We nicknamed the book "How To Keep Unions the Hell Out of Your Company."

Ugh. Just found out a cousin has "aggressive cancer." No further details yet. Don't know of the what, or if it's spread or what the prognosis is.

Yikes, I hope it isn't as bad as it sounds somehow.

Eep, I'm sorry about your cousin, ita.

Virgin America is having a killer 24-hour sale with fares as low as $29 each way. I would be seriously tempted to take a random flight if I had the time.

I don't get the impression they are concerned about female homosexuality.

yeah, cause who cares what women do when men aren't around. Plus, they think it's hot.