You guys, frantically hitting "refresh" on UPS.com doesn't seem to be making my Tivo get delivered any faster. What's up with that???

Make sure to click really hard on the mouse button. That makes the electrons bounce around faster in your computer, increasing the likelihood of your package being knocked loose for delivery....

edit for lose/loose issue

Sorry, I just saw that video clip of the best TV newscast segue ever.

Which?

The best is that the sign is just some torn off piece of cardboard handwritten on.

I do enjoy that, even though I do not know who he is.

Make sure to click really hard on the mouse button. That makes the electrons bounce around faster in your computer, increasing the likelihood of your package being knocked loose for delivery....

See, Buffistas really do know everything!

Which?

Keep fucking that chicken.

Yes, I know. I haven't seen it and thus do not understand.

Chicken Clip

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Make sure to click really hard on the mouse button. That makes the electrons bounce around faster in your computer, increasing the likelihood of your package being knocked loose for delivery....

This also works on walk light buttons.

Rightwingery is rampant in Arizona (big surprise, I know). I'm putting in the ballot issues that the legislature has approved for the 2010 general election ballot, and guess what they're about? (1) Health care reform (as in, don't make us put into place any mandates for participation), (2) affirmative action, and (3) EFCA. Nice to know where their priorities lay.

OK, now I have TWO questions!

1) Who is Ed Lover?

2) What is EFCA?

The monotone man was reading about the stuff on the powerpoint slides, not reading about Powerpoint in general, thankfully. And now it is over. And thank god, since I work from home, and there was no quiz at the end, I was able to just ignore it and surf the internet (shh!). Imagine if I were at work and having to "pay attention"!