Make sure to click really hard on the mouse button. That makes the electrons bounce around faster in your computer, increasing the likelihood of your package being knocked loose for delivery....
This also works on walk light buttons.
Saffron: You're a good man. Mal: You clearly haven't been talking to anyone else on this boat.
'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
Natter 64: Yes, we still need you
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Ginger - Sep 21, 2009 11:00:08 am PDT #10020 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
Kathy A - Sep 21, 2009 11:01:21 am PDT #10021 of 30001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
Rightwingery is rampant in Arizona (big surprise, I know). I'm putting in the ballot issues that the legislature has approved for the 2010 general election ballot, and guess what they're about? (1) Health care reform (as in, don't make us put into place any mandates for participation), (2) affirmative action, and (3) EFCA. Nice to know where their priorities lay.
meara - Sep 21, 2009 11:04:48 am PDT #10022 of 30001
OK, now I have TWO questions!
1) Who is Ed Lover?
2) What is EFCA?
The monotone man was reading about the stuff on the powerpoint slides, not reading about Powerpoint in general, thankfully. And now it is over. And thank god, since I work from home, and there was no quiz at the end, I was able to just ignore it and surf the internet (shh!). Imagine if I were at work and having to "pay attention"!
Polter-Cow - Sep 21, 2009 11:04:55 am PDT #10023 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Chicken Clip
I...don't understand. Also, how were they able to air that?
aurelia - Sep 21, 2009 11:05:35 am PDT #10024 of 30001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
Coburn’s Chief Of Staff On Keeping Kids Away From Porn: ‘All Pornography Is Homosexual Pornography’
Just because you use the door that has a man on it doesn't mean you're supposed to buy the magazine with a man on the cover.
ION, Kristin Chenoweth is adorable and Dr. Horrible was very fun. That's all I've managed to see from the Emmys.
Off to work now.
P.M. Marc - Sep 21, 2009 11:08:02 am PDT #10025 of 30001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
I...don't understand. Also, how were they able to air that?
So, Dude was trying to say "Keep plucking that chicken!" as part of the worn and tired and dated banter already playing off a long-forgotten chicken commerical.
But he had a massive tongue slip.
And weatherdude DID NOT EVEN NOTICE.
While Anchoress had her eyes bugging out.
Paul, who used to work news, watched and laughed harder than I've ever seen him laugh. He had to pause it until he could hear it over the laughing.
Jesse - Sep 21, 2009 11:08:11 am PDT #10026 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
1) Who is Ed Lover?
msbelle answered you! NYC DJ, former host of Yo! MTV Raps.
tommyrot - Sep 21, 2009 11:11:07 am PDT #10027 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Here's a solution for those times when you just don't feel like working: [link]
Dutch designer Jurjen van Hulzen has designed a collection of office furniture for people to hide inside when they want to avoid working.
Called It Hûske (small house), the mobile units are intended to provide a place to rest without guilt during the working day.
flea - Sep 21, 2009 11:11:27 am PDT #10028 of 30001
information libertarian
I LOVE the look on the co-anchor's face. It was live TV, that's how they could air it.
Kat - Sep 21, 2009 11:12:27 am PDT #10029 of 30001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
today is monday.
It's all Tino's fault.