Wash: You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress? Jayne: I'll chip in. Zoe: I can hurt you.

'Shindig'


Natter 64: Yes, we still need you  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


meara - Sep 21, 2009 10:32:53 am PDT #10006 of 30001

...who is Ed Lover?

Also, why did my company do a huge presentation we are all required to watch, that is TOTALLY voiced by some relative of Ben Stein? It's this low gravelly monotone voice talking about powerpoint slides, and I can't even listen. My god.


StuntHusband - Sep 21, 2009 10:33:56 am PDT #10007 of 30001
Electromagnetic candy! - Stark

It's this low gravelly monotone voice talking about powerpoint slides

WHAT? Reading along WITH slides is horrible enough. Reading ABOUT them?

You're in prison, right? They're torturing you. Waterboarding didn't work, so now it's a lecture about powerpoint.


msbelle - Sep 21, 2009 10:34:05 am PDT #10008 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

NYC disk jockey and one-time co-host of YO! MTV Raps. generally a cutiehead.


Dana - Sep 21, 2009 10:39:47 am PDT #10009 of 30001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Hellooooo, Monday stress. Remember how we were just talking about needing to save things like W2s for employment verification?

Yeah. Off to dig out old boxes of paperwork.


Jesse - Sep 21, 2009 10:40:06 am PDT #10010 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

The best is that the sign is just some torn off piece of cardboard handwritten on. and where is ed lover working that he has a cubicle?!

Everything about it is hilarious.


Jesse - Sep 21, 2009 10:42:57 am PDT #10011 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I like the feeling that pop culture is bending to my will. Or at least, that the people in charge of pop culture are more and more my peers. For example, I feel like I must have gone to high school with the people who write Psych.


Jessica - Sep 21, 2009 10:43:20 am PDT #10012 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

You guys, frantically hitting "refresh" on UPS.com doesn't seem to be making my Tivo get delivered any faster. What's up with that???


tommyrot - Sep 21, 2009 10:44:55 am PDT #10013 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

You guys, frantically hitting "refresh" on UPS.com doesn't seem to be making my Tivo get delivered any faster. What's up with that???

Make sure to click really hard on the mouse button. That makes the electrons bounce around faster in your computer, increasing the likelihood of your package being knocked loose for delivery....

edit for lose/loose issue


Polter-Cow - Sep 21, 2009 10:47:12 am PDT #10014 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Sorry, I just saw that video clip of the best TV newscast segue ever.

Which?

The best is that the sign is just some torn off piece of cardboard handwritten on.

I do enjoy that, even though I do not know who he is.


Jessica - Sep 21, 2009 10:50:29 am PDT #10015 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Make sure to click really hard on the mouse button. That makes the electrons bounce around faster in your computer, increasing the likelihood of your package being knocked loose for delivery....

See, Buffistas really do know everything!