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Jossverse 1: Emotional Resonance & Rocket Launchers  

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Polter-Cow - Mar 18, 2015 11:12:43 am PDT #5184 of 5827
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Also, the woman with razors glued to her fingernails was the world's most unimpressive super-villain. I also don't understand why SHIELD wouldn't just cut the blades off rather than putting her hands in that weird contraption.

That made no damn sense at all.

That effect was cool as hell. It felt like something out of Skulduggery Pleasant.

I didn't expect his mouth to get all stretchy!


Connie Neil - Mar 18, 2015 11:16:08 am PDT #5185 of 5827
brillig

I didn't expect his mouth to get all stretchy!

There's no reason for that, except to look scary. His vocal cords were what were changed. And I thought the kids were dead.

As he was opening his mouth to attack again, my thought was "This would be an excellent time for a bullet to the forehead."

The synchronized headphones was amusing.


Steph L. - Mar 18, 2015 12:21:49 pm PDT #5186 of 5827
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

And I thought the kids were dead.

Didn't Coulson say that his weird vocal thing caused catatonia in anyone (anything) who heard it? The birds probably died, because once they went catatonic, a fall like that would kill them. But I thought the kids were just catatonic.


Connie Neil - Mar 18, 2015 12:27:21 pm PDT #5187 of 5827
brillig

I guess I don't see the high peril in catatonia that presumably will wear off.

And yeah, the woman with the blades on her finger tips was kind of stupid.


sj - Mar 18, 2015 12:30:17 pm PDT #5188 of 5827
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

And yeah, the woman with the blades on her finger tips was kind of stupid.

As I said upthread, Drea de Matteo deserved a much better role.


Matt the Bruins fan - Mar 18, 2015 12:58:09 pm PDT #5189 of 5827
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Wasn't the explanation something like she grafted those onto her fingers in her lab because of an abusive boyfriend? So, she's not an Inhuman, or genetically altered or anything. She's basically someone who decided that Lee Press-on Razors would be better for self-defense than a gun or pepper spray.


sj - Mar 18, 2015 1:01:40 pm PDT #5190 of 5827
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

My thought when I saw her was that I went to high school with girls who could do more damage with their salon fake nails.


Connie Neil - Mar 18, 2015 1:06:46 pm PDT #5191 of 5827
brillig

I wasn't sure if her boyfriend did it to her or she did it to herself. I suppose they could have left them on if she refused to give permission for their removal. I guess she's classified as Aggravated Crazy.


sj - Mar 18, 2015 1:17:08 pm PDT #5192 of 5827
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

They said she did it to herself.


Consuela - Mar 18, 2015 7:05:25 pm PDT #5193 of 5827
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

I guess I'm having trouble with the idea that Coulson et al. should all be so loyal to an organization that turned out to be rotten to its core.

When you're loyal to an institution, you are officially loyal to its mission, but really what it comes down to is the people. And here, with SHIELD, both the mission AND the people were tainted.

Coulson (and the show, I guess) is trying to say, "We're loyal to the mission, and that's what we're recreating," but it's too grey. You can't start clean if you're building with concrete that is half sewage.

They should burn it to the ground and admit they're a vigilante group. Except Coulson couldn't accept that (although I bet May could). He has to have the perception of legitimate authority to prop him up, even if it's paper-thin and smeared with blood.

Basically, I'm not sure why I'm still watching this. Every once in a while there's a good plot twist, but other than May there aren't any characters I really love, and the subtext of the show is ... kind of fascist. Argh.