Everything looks good from here... Yes. Yes, this is a fertile land, and we will thrive. We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land.' I think we should call it 'your grave!' Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal! Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh! Now die! Oh, no, God! Oh, dear God in heaven!

Wash ,'Serenity'


Jossverse 1: Emotional Resonance & Rocket Launchers  

TV, movies, web media--this thread is the home for any Joss projects that don't already have their own threads, such as Dr. Horrible.


-t - Apr 25, 2014 3:51:58 pm PDT #4078 of 5827
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

OK, that is evocative and convincing.

I now have no idea what is in the box. Perhaps Gwyneth Paltrow's head.


§ ita § - Apr 25, 2014 4:29:22 pm PDT #4079 of 5827
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

That would be Dean's pick--Gwyneth's head and a Desert Eagle.

Sam would have a map and instructions to make a boat.


Matt the Bruins fan - Apr 25, 2014 5:11:22 pm PDT #4080 of 5827
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

I now have no idea what is in the box. Perhaps Gwyneth Paltrow's head.

That was the immediate image that leapt to mind when I heard about the question. I wonder how often the S.H.I.E.L.D. interviewers hear that one?


aurelia - Apr 25, 2014 6:30:07 pm PDT #4081 of 5827
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

What's in the box? WHAT'S IN THE BOX?

Surely the obvious answer is sand.

I love this answer. Of course I recently saw Peter and the Starcatcher, so...

All of the emotional moments of the end of the episode were completely lost on me. I was too busy laughing about the plasma source four juniors. [link] I gotta get me one of those.


aurelia - Apr 25, 2014 6:36:41 pm PDT #4082 of 5827
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

Also, I watched In Your Eyes. I liked it.


le nubian - Apr 25, 2014 10:59:10 pm PDT #4083 of 5827
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

I saw the movie too. I didn't care for it. It felt a little Lifetime to me.


DCJensen - Apr 26, 2014 8:58:42 am PDT #4084 of 5827
All is well that ends in pizza.

I was a bit sorry to see Patton Oswalt go, especially since it was off-screen.

Did i miss something? Ward claimed he was dead, but I am assuming he wasn't.

Didn't Skye find his body?

Yeah, because my brain. For some reason I mixed up Patton Oswalt with Bill Paxton.

Patton and Paxton?

I'll sit over here.


aurelia - Apr 26, 2014 12:52:09 pm PDT #4085 of 5827
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

Ha! "If Melinda May’s mother is a former secret agent, played by Tsai Chin, does that mean her father is James Bond?" [link]

It felt a little Lifetime to me.

Eh, a little bit. The lead guy was charming. I wouldn't say it's a "must see".


Jesse - Apr 26, 2014 1:50:23 pm PDT #4086 of 5827
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

The answer to the desert island question is a volleyball, no?


le nubian - Apr 26, 2014 4:23:32 pm PDT #4087 of 5827
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

apparently the lead guy was in Cloverfield? I thought I recognized him.