Oh my god. What can it be? We're all doomed! Who's flying this thing!? Oh right, that would be me. Back to work.

Wash ,'Bushwhacked'


Jossverse 1: Emotional Resonance & Rocket Launchers  

TV, movies, web media--this thread is the home for any Joss projects that don't already have their own threads, such as Dr. Horrible.


§ ita § - Apr 25, 2014 4:29:22 pm PDT #4079 of 5827
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

That would be Dean's pick--Gwyneth's head and a Desert Eagle.

Sam would have a map and instructions to make a boat.


Matt the Bruins fan - Apr 25, 2014 5:11:22 pm PDT #4080 of 5827
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

I now have no idea what is in the box. Perhaps Gwyneth Paltrow's head.

That was the immediate image that leapt to mind when I heard about the question. I wonder how often the S.H.I.E.L.D. interviewers hear that one?


aurelia - Apr 25, 2014 6:30:07 pm PDT #4081 of 5827
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

What's in the box? WHAT'S IN THE BOX?

Surely the obvious answer is sand.

I love this answer. Of course I recently saw Peter and the Starcatcher, so...

All of the emotional moments of the end of the episode were completely lost on me. I was too busy laughing about the plasma source four juniors. [link] I gotta get me one of those.


aurelia - Apr 25, 2014 6:36:41 pm PDT #4082 of 5827
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

Also, I watched In Your Eyes. I liked it.


le nubian - Apr 25, 2014 10:59:10 pm PDT #4083 of 5827
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

I saw the movie too. I didn't care for it. It felt a little Lifetime to me.


DCJensen - Apr 26, 2014 8:58:42 am PDT #4084 of 5827
All is well that ends in pizza.

I was a bit sorry to see Patton Oswalt go, especially since it was off-screen.

Did i miss something? Ward claimed he was dead, but I am assuming he wasn't.

Didn't Skye find his body?

Yeah, because my brain. For some reason I mixed up Patton Oswalt with Bill Paxton.

Patton and Paxton?

I'll sit over here.


aurelia - Apr 26, 2014 12:52:09 pm PDT #4085 of 5827
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

Ha! "If Melinda May’s mother is a former secret agent, played by Tsai Chin, does that mean her father is James Bond?" [link]

It felt a little Lifetime to me.

Eh, a little bit. The lead guy was charming. I wouldn't say it's a "must see".


Jesse - Apr 26, 2014 1:50:23 pm PDT #4086 of 5827
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

The answer to the desert island question is a volleyball, no?


le nubian - Apr 26, 2014 4:23:32 pm PDT #4087 of 5827
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

apparently the lead guy was in Cloverfield? I thought I recognized him.


Jessica - Apr 27, 2014 11:14:09 am PDT #4088 of 5827
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Did I skim too much, or am I really the first one to comment on Skye being originally named "Mary Sue Poots"?