Spike: Or maybe Captain Forehead was feeling a little less special. Didn't like me crashing his exclusive club, another vampire with a soul in the world. Angel: You're not in the world, Casper.

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Laga - Apr 30, 2009 2:43:48 pm PDT #942 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

The Ferris Beuller Fight Club Theory


Frankenbuddha - Apr 30, 2009 6:46:21 pm PDT #943 of 30000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

The Ferris Beuller Fight Club Theory

This would only work if Cameron was the narrator. Since it's Beuller talking to through the fourth wall, not so much. Plus, I hate FBDO with the fiery heat of a thousand suns, so I'm EXTREMELY disinclined to give any coolness points in it's favor.


erikaj - Apr 30, 2009 8:08:18 pm PDT #944 of 30000
Always Anti-fascist!

Really? I like it a lot, though I saw it about four years after everybody told me it ruled. Maybe I passed out in the Baskin Robbins.


Jessica - May 01, 2009 2:43:27 am PDT #945 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Star Trek Star Trek Star Trek Star Trek! Eeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!

(Um, yeah, I liked it a lot. No idea what purists will think, but as a casual fan I thought it COMPLETELY ROCKED.)


Frankenbuddha - May 01, 2009 3:47:17 am PDT #946 of 30000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Excellent news, Jess! Not a purist (though I know WAY too much geekery from it), so I'm totally psyched. They kinda had me at the previews, though.


Frankenbuddha - May 01, 2009 3:50:50 am PDT #947 of 30000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Really? I like it a lot, though I saw it about four years after everybody told me it ruled. Maybe I passed out in the Baskin Robbins.

It's a movie about a smug, popular, deliberate underachiever who gets away with everything. Yeah, I hate it. Hits some big hot-button issues from high school.


Jessica - May 01, 2009 4:17:00 am PDT #948 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I really had no IDEA how smoking hot Zachary Quinto was until this movie. (Sure, Sylar's attractive in a villainous kind of way, but...WOAH. Spock. Hawt.)

The rest of the cast is good too. Simon Pegg as Scotty is fantastic, as is Karl Urban as Bones.

I have to hand it to JJ for coming up with a really slick way to solve the issue of pre-existing canon. The "problem...SOLVED!" hand gesture I imagine him doing just offscreen doesn't play well over the interwebs, but it was very cleverly done.

The only possible weak point is that Eric Bana is completely wasted as the bad guy. He's not a villain, he's a backboard. It's an origin story, and so the "real" antagonist is Kirk's own immaturity which he has to overcome in order to get the rest of the crew to trust him blah blah originstorycakes, and JJ quite rightly treats that as the core of the story, and who they're fighting and why is mostly secondary. Still, why cast Eric Bana if you're not going to give him a personality or a storyline?


le nubian - May 01, 2009 5:08:57 am PDT #949 of 30000
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

Yeah, I think for FBDO, you have to figure who you are identifying with.

I think the movie is really fun. Completely unbelievable, not remotely plausible, but fun. I definitely identified with Cameron because I'm way more of a nervous nelly and I would have been freaked out the whole time I was with FB. My parents are better people than Cameron's though!


tommyrot - May 01, 2009 5:33:40 am PDT #950 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I hate FBDO with the fiery heat of a thousand suns, so I'm EXTREMELY disinclined to give any coolness points in it's favor.

Yay! My brother in FBDO hate!


Frankenbuddha - May 01, 2009 5:55:37 am PDT #951 of 30000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Yay! My brother in FBDO hate!

Hi fives tommyrot

The worst part is there are parts of the movie that are hugely entertaining, and I like Matthew Broderick generally. But the character he's playing in this...

Let's just say I identified with the Principal and Jennifer Grey WAY more than I wanted to.