Okay, now people are just making stuff up, right?
I'm pretty sure there are people who make a hobby of inventing definitins for Urban Dictionary
Russel Brand came to my parents' retirment comunity looking for "old people's opinons" according to Mom but he was very late and she got bored so she didn't stick around to find out what the deal was.
I just came from
finally
seeing Iron Man II. I enjoyed it quite a bit. Do we still need white-font stuff?
For my audition tonight, I had to read the last half of Quint's monologue.
I AM NOT ROBERT SHAW! THAT IS NOT FAIR.
I AM NOT ROBERT SHAW! THAT IS NOT FAIR.
Robert Shaw wasn't Quint. He had to
act
like he was Quint.
I would have just said "Dollllllls eyessssss" over and over again for a minute or two.
Except maybe somewhere in there I might have said "But y'are, Blanche! Y'are in that chair!" Just to mix it up.
You could have added, "You see that fella in the red sweather over there? His name's Donnie McCoy. Donnie and I have known each other since we were six. Take a good look at that face, Floyd. Because if he ever finds out I can be beat by one lousy grifter, I'll have to kill him and every other hood who wants to muscle in on my Chicago operation. Ya follow?"
I know we've talked about Keanu here before. Here's a giant thread on Reddit about what a cool guy he is: [link]
Sad Keanu meme.
I knew a girl who was best friends with his sister in high school. When you're playing that game where you say one false thing and three true things and one of the things is "I've slept in Keanu's bed" you get heads whipping round.
I have liked Keanu ever since I heard the story that when he got his percentage of the profits from Matrix, he gave a whole bunch of it to the wardrobe crew. Sounds like he does stuff like that all the time.