I knew a girl who was best friends with his sister in high school. When you're playing that game where you say one false thing and three true things and one of the things is "I've slept in Keanu's bed" you get heads whipping round.
You never know if a girl's gonna say 'yes', or if she's gonna laugh in your face and pull out your still-beating heart and crush it into the ground with her heel.
Xander ,'Help'
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§ ita § - Jun 08, 2010 8:27:24 am PDT #8847 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Polter-Cow - Jun 08, 2010 8:35:15 am PDT #8848 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Have you ever heard a Keanu story, greedyiguana, that you were so sure was real? What if you were unable to verify that story? How would you know the difference between the dream Keanu and the real Keanu?
Sophia Brooks - Jun 08, 2010 9:28:41 am PDT #8849 of 30000
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
I have liked Keanu ever since I heard the story that when he got his percentage of the profits from Matrix, he gave a whole bunch of it to the wardrobe crew. Sounds like he does stuff like that all the time.
Jesse - Jun 09, 2010 7:54:25 am PDT #8850 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Is it weird that I want to see the T.I. movie more than the A-Team? I mean, is it weird that I'm thinking of it as "the T.I. movie"?
§ ita § - Jun 09, 2010 7:58:38 am PDT #8851 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
is it weird that I'm thinking of it as "the T.I. movie"?
Uh, I think so.
What movie are you talking about?
I think I want to see the A Team because a) I need to know if it's more fun than The Losers b) Bradley Cooper is hawt c) Rampage can act? d) A Team show was fun.
Which, really, if it gets me to buy a ticket, who cares, but that's totally the wrong order.
Polter-Cow - Jun 09, 2010 8:07:21 am PDT #8852 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Is it weird that I want to see the T.I. movie more than the A-Team? I mean, is it weird that I'm thinking of it as "the T.I. movie"?
Is that Takers ? Because that's the Stringer movie.
Jesse - Jun 09, 2010 8:13:06 am PDT #8853 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Is that Takers ? Because that's the Stringer movie.
Yes. And I know! But still, every time I see an ad, I'm all, "Oh! T.I.!" I don't even care about T.I.!!
§ ita § - Jun 09, 2010 8:16:21 am PDT #8854 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
C'est what, this T.I.?
tommyrot - Jun 09, 2010 8:19:08 am PDT #8855 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Texas Instruments?
Polter-Cow - Jun 09, 2010 8:28:43 am PDT #8856 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!