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Buffista Movies 7: Brides for 7 Samurai
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FLASH! AhhhAAAAHHHH!!!
Oh, wait, sorry. Wrong cheesy movie.
Pshaw. You think Conan is good? It pales before the awesomeosityness that is Krull.
I love Krull ! I have it on my DVR for a rewatch at some point. It has been there for a while. But I will watch it!
I love Krull !
Sigh.
Does Conan have HORSES THAT RUN SO FAST THEY MAKE FIRE???
No. No, it does not. It also does not have a sweet bladed boomerang, a moving castle, a cyclops, and a host of other awesome things.
No, Conan has kick-ass female warriors, orgies, religious debates, and a big-assed sword.
kick-ass female warriors
Sandahl was pretty kick-ass, I will give you that.
orgies
There were orgies? There was the hilarious sex scene with the Witch.
religious debates
There was no debating! Maybe I slept through that part.
big-assed sword
I've seen bigger.
Conan's good but Red Sonja is awesome!
I wish that were true. But I am so not a fan of the 'gitte.
I tried to see Iron Man II.
The film broke...3 times! I gave up and took the refund and free pass. They have a digital print that they will start showing this weekend. I'll try and see that.