Is Edgar Wright still attached?
Oh, Aims, you shouldn't watch Conan the Barbarian. Conan punches a camel in the face. Seriously.
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Is Edgar Wright still attached?
Oh, Aims, you shouldn't watch Conan the Barbarian. Conan punches a camel in the face. Seriously.
Oh, it had BETTER happen. I'm not holding my breath, but I wants it, I do.
Joe is very firmly in the camp of NO ANTMAN. I want it bad.
He punches another one in The Destroyer, too. Conan is apparently anti-camel.
Well, aren't all right minded people? (Looking at YOU, Aims...)
Camels are stanky spittin' things. I side with Conan.
I just saw Alice in Wonderland. They kept calling the Jabberwock "Jabberwocky". Very irritating.
Pshaw. You think Conan is good? It pales before the awesomeosityness that is Krull.
Take this dialogue, for instance:
Ergo: If I had my wish I'd be out of this gloomy place right away. If I really had my wish I'd be sitting on top of a gooseberry pie as big as a mountain. No, that's a bit greedy. I'll settle for one as big as a house.
Titch: I'd wish for a puppy.
Ergo: Only one puppy? If you're wishing why not wish for a hundred?
Titch: Only want one.
Ergo: Well that's a foolish wish. And you Rell, what would you wish for?
Rell the Cyclops: Ignorance.
How can you deny the powerful dramaticalism of such fine speakiness? Or...
Prince Colwyn: Who are you?
Ynyr: I am Ynyr.
Prince Colwyn: The old one?
Ynyr: Well, not as old as all that.
Oh. Em. GEE! HOW did this movie not just totally fuckin' SWEEP the Oscars? Anti-Beast politics, that's how! It's all a popularity contest! They totally ignore the OMGWTFGLAVE!-iness that. IS! KRULL!!!
Fucktards.
Not you guys, the Academy. Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Krull-Hating Fucktards.
Nah, the only good thing about Krull was the wedding dress. Conan's still better.
Connie! How dare you! I'll see you in hell!
Do you want to live forever?
Come on, you apes!