I liked the part where they were fighting off evil spirits trying to take Conan to the land of the dead. Or whatever. The spirits looked way better and cooler than I expected.
Still good cheesy fun.
Yeah, I think it'd be more enjoyable with company. I had this whole running commentary in my head during the first twenty minutes that went something like this:
So Sam Weechester is hanging out with his dad and his mom, Angelina Jolie, when they're attacked and his dad is killed by EVIL DOGS. And then Darth Vader kills his mom. So they take him away and he pushes a giant donkey wheel, which transports him to Tunisia and transforms him into the Terminator, but with longer hair. Then he groans in pain for ten whole minutes.
Captain America costume. Apparently for reals. I like it.
Hey ita - I'll bet you're with me and are excited about Antman, yes??
I'll bet you're with me and are excited about Antman, yes??
Oh, it had BETTER happen. I'm not holding my breath, but I wants it, I do.
Is Edgar Wright still attached?
Oh, Aims, you shouldn't watch
Conan the Barbarian.
Conan punches a camel in the face. Seriously.
Oh, it had BETTER happen. I'm not holding my breath, but I wants it, I do.
Joe is very firmly in the camp of NO ANTMAN. I want it bad.
He punches another one in The Destroyer, too. Conan is apparently anti-camel.
Well, aren't all right minded people? (Looking at YOU, Aims...)
Camels are stanky spittin' things. I side with Conan.
I just saw
Alice in Wonderland.
They kept calling the Jabberwock "Jabberwocky". Very irritating.
Pshaw. You think
Conan
is good? It pales before the awesomeosityness that is
Krull.
Take this dialogue, for instance:
Ergo: If I had my wish I'd be out of this gloomy place right away. If I really had my wish I'd be sitting on top of a gooseberry pie as big as a mountain. No, that's a bit greedy. I'll settle for one as big as a house.
Titch: I'd wish for a puppy.
Ergo: Only one puppy? If you're wishing why not wish for a hundred?
Titch: Only want one.
Ergo: Well that's a foolish wish. And you Rell, what would you wish for?
Rell the Cyclops: Ignorance.
How can you deny the powerful dramaticalism of such fine speakiness? Or...
Prince Colwyn: Who are you?
Ynyr: I am Ynyr.
Prince Colwyn: The old one?
Ynyr: Well, not as old as all that.
Oh. Em. GEE! HOW did this movie not just totally fuckin' SWEEP the Oscars? Anti-Beast politics, that's how! It's all a popularity contest! They totally ignore the OMGWTFGLAVE!-iness that. IS!
KRULL!!!
Fucktards.
Not you guys, the Academy. Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Krull-Hating Fucktards.
