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Buffista Movies 7: Brides for 7 Samurai  

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Atropa - Jun 01, 2010 9:48:33 am PDT #8630 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

For you or Clovis?

Me. Devilbunnies don't cry. They just make squeaky noises of dismay. Not to mention Clovis would get very cross with me if I made his ears all damp.


§ ita § - Jun 01, 2010 11:28:19 am PDT #8631 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

What if Jaws were made today.

It really makes me want to see the movie again, right away.


tommyrot - Jun 01, 2010 11:33:54 am PDT #8632 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Michael Cera stars as Matt Hooper. He has an extensive backstory where we learn that his connection to the shark is deeply personal.

Heh.

Of course there's a CGI shark, but this CGI shark will be doing things no other CGI shark has ever done, including insane acrobatics. But more importantly this is a character story, so Andy Serkis will be hired to do the mocap for the CGI shark.

Hee!


Connie Neil - Jun 01, 2010 11:58:51 am PDT #8633 of 30000
brillig

I loved the story about Andy Serkis studying for King Kong, where a lady gorilla apparently fell for him and was showing signs of jealousy towards his wife.


§ ita § - Jun 02, 2010 5:14:15 am PDT #8634 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Pictures from the epilogue (end) of the last Harry Potter movie. The makeup on most of the guys is dreadful. Have they not seen 30 year olds before?


Sophia Brooks - Jun 02, 2010 5:16:22 am PDT #8635 of 30000
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

OH MY GOD.

Maybe the war aged them prematurly?


Jessica - Jun 02, 2010 5:18:42 am PDT #8636 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Did I skip the page where Draco is turned into a satyr?


Aims - Jun 02, 2010 5:19:08 am PDT #8637 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Carrying around the Precious for 6 months in the middle of no-fucking=where might have done it. Look what it did to Dobby.

...

I'm conflating again.


DavidS - Jun 02, 2010 6:05:03 am PDT #8638 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

The makeup on most of the guys is dreadful.

I think the makeup will be further enhanced by CGI or something. Whatever they did in Benjamin Button.


Kathy A - Jun 02, 2010 6:10:30 am PDT #8639 of 30000
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Hee--a Chicago "film fest" that sounds like a blast:

The most wonderful time of the year is when the Neo-Futurists announce the lineup of their annual "film fest," which are weekly staged readings of bad film scripts performed live by a different group of actors each night. The AV Club has this year's lineup, which includes Supergirl, Billy Jack, My Little Pony: The Movie and an ambitious-sounding combination of Roger Corman's Viking Women and the Sea Serpent and the Peter Weiss play Marat/Sade. Clear your Thursday evenings in July, because this is one film fest you won't want to miss.