Angel's lame. His hair goes straight up, and he's bloody stupid!

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tommyrot - May 28, 2010 11:36:31 am PDT #8535 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

With Megan Fox as Buttercup

Who has a robot friend.

eta: Daisy, Buttercup, same diff.


§ ita § - May 28, 2010 11:37:39 am PDT #8536 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

With Megan Fox as Buttercup

Ha! I just posted that somewhere else! (uh, not that I post anywhere else...)

And RPattz as Westley.


Amy - May 28, 2010 11:38:52 am PDT #8537 of 30000
Because books.

I just threw up in my mouth a little.


§ ita § - May 28, 2010 11:41:05 am PDT #8538 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

C'mon! Time for our cult hit to become a blockbuster! Do you begrudge Goldman the royalties?


Amy - May 28, 2010 11:45:40 am PDT #8539 of 30000
Because books.

Well, no. Though I suspect he's probably doing okay in that area.

Just ... no RPattz! Good god, woman.


DavidS - May 28, 2010 11:46:06 am PDT #8540 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Do you begrudge Goldman the royalties?

He's already a millionaire. That's plenty.


§ ita § - May 28, 2010 11:47:12 am PDT #8541 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Okay, I tried to recast some of the other roles, and I actually teared up. I seem to have found a limit.

Dammit, I don't like that feeling.


§ ita § - May 28, 2010 11:47:44 am PDT #8542 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

chocolate chunk muffin:

He's already a millionaire. That's plenty.

But he doesn't have a fleet of submarines. There's always room for growth.


Matt the Bruins fan - May 28, 2010 12:18:20 pm PDT #8543 of 30000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

And RPattz as Westley.

He can actually manage the Brit accent. Better get Channing Tatum instead.


§ ita § - May 28, 2010 12:30:59 pm PDT #8544 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Better get Channing Tatum instead.

He's playing Inigo. Hello. And John Cena as Fezzik.