Better get Channing Tatum instead.
He's playing Inigo. Hello. And John Cena as Fezzik.
You two carried me through that war. Now I need you to carry me just a little bit further. If you can.
Tracy ,'The Message'
Buffista Movies 7: Brides for 7 Samurai
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§ ita § - May 28, 2010 12:30:59 pm PDT #8544 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Aims - May 28, 2010 1:04:08 pm PDT #8545 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Michael Cera as Miracle Max! With [insert first name] Kardashian as his wife!
tommyrot - May 28, 2010 1:24:37 pm PDT #8546 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
'Lord of the Rings' prequel on hold
Director Guillermo Del Toro has confirmed upcoming Lord of the Rings prequel The Hobbit has been put on hold indefinitely because the movie has been caught in a "tangled negotiation" over the future of the MGM movie studio.
Connie Neil - May 28, 2010 1:32:42 pm PDT #8547 of 30000
brillig
Well, piffle. Stupid accountants.
Jon B. - May 29, 2010 8:53:25 am PDT #8548 of 30000
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!
Dennis Hopper R.I.P. [link]
Volans - May 29, 2010 1:48:29 pm PDT #8549 of 30000
move out and draw fire
I actually think the Princess Bride could stand to be remade, with snappier pacing and a better soundtrack.
But as I can't bear to cast it differently, I'm afraid that will have to wait for CGI versions of the actors.
le nubian - May 29, 2010 2:32:01 pm PDT #8550 of 30000
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
I actually think the Princess Bride could stand to be remade
and a hush fell in the room.
Jessica - May 29, 2010 2:33:24 pm PDT #8551 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
I actually think the Princess Bride could stand to be remade, with snappier pacing and a better soundtrack.
It looks like English...
Dana - May 29, 2010 2:35:15 pm PDT #8552 of 30000
I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."
Burn the witch!
Zenkitty - May 29, 2010 2:35:21 pm PDT #8553 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
Eh. I'd watch a remake. Just to see how badly they'd screw it up. What's the worst casting you can think of? Keira Knightly as Buttercup?