Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.

Wash ,'Objects In Space'


Buffista Movies 7: Brides for 7 Samurai  

A place to talk about movies--old and new, good and bad, high art and high cheese. It's the place to place your kittens on the award winners, gossip about upcoming fims and discuss DVD releases and extras. Spoiler policy: White font all plot-related discussion until a movie's been in wide release two weeks, and keep the major HSQ in white font until two weeks after the video/DVD release.


Atropa - May 18, 2010 11:23:02 am PDT #8374 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Yes! [link]


tommyrot - May 18, 2010 11:32:04 am PDT #8375 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Oh dear. That looks awesome.


Atropa - May 18, 2010 11:35:11 am PDT #8376 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

I know! Oooh, and I'll have to make sure the StuntHusband goes with us when we go see it, because we quote R&GAD at each other all the time.


Polter-Cow - May 18, 2010 11:41:28 am PDT #8377 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Ha, that looks like Shadow of the Vampire but funny.


Daisy Jane - May 18, 2010 11:48:56 am PDT #8378 of 30000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Jilli, my friends fiance did an interview with the people involved in that movie. [link]


tommyrot - May 18, 2010 12:35:31 pm PDT #8379 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

OK, this looks like it probably won't be as good as Rozencrantz & Guildenstern Are Undead, but I might need to see it anyway. Because it answers the question, "What would you end up with if you took a SyFy original movie and gave it a bigger budget?"

What Happens When Your Science Experiment Sprouts Breasts And A Bad Attitude?

The brand new international Splice trailer finally shows the sicker side of the relationship between creator and creation. Watch what happens when your biologically made animal human baby learns you're not the boss of her anymore.


Steph L. - May 18, 2010 3:23:11 pm PDT #8380 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Rozencrantz & Guildenstern Are Undead.

Oh. My. God.

I MUST SEE THIS.


§ ita § - May 19, 2010 2:19:31 pm PDT #8381 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

No Megan Fox in Transformers 3?

I admit, I gave up on the movies after the first one, but I really really thought she was crap in it.


billytea - May 19, 2010 3:50:03 pm PDT #8382 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

I admit, I gave up on the movies after the first one, but I really really thought she was crap in it.

I was willing to reach that conclusion on the sole basis of a Linkin Park video.


Strega - May 20, 2010 7:12:35 am PDT #8383 of 30000

I love Videogum so much:

most people assume it relates to last summer’s press junket for Jennifer’s Body when Megan Fox kept calling Michael Bay “Hitler” and talking about how he sucked at his job. Fair enough. I mean, he does suck at his job, but I can say that because he’s not my boss. If he was my boss I would be like, “You are so good at your job, sir.” And he would be like, “I’m so glad I cast you alongside Will Smith in Bad Boys 5: Badder Boyser. You are a much badder boy than Martin Lawrence ever was.” And then I would bow deeply, and go drive a Hummer through a shanty town, killing all the stupid poor people in it because I have to get to the launch pad before the rocket takes the diamonds into space, or whatever. I haven’t read the script yet, but something like that, probably.

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