If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater.

Book ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


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§ ita § - May 19, 2010 2:19:31 pm PDT #8381 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

No Megan Fox in Transformers 3?

I admit, I gave up on the movies after the first one, but I really really thought she was crap in it.


billytea - May 19, 2010 3:50:03 pm PDT #8382 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

I admit, I gave up on the movies after the first one, but I really really thought she was crap in it.

I was willing to reach that conclusion on the sole basis of a Linkin Park video.


Strega - May 20, 2010 7:12:35 am PDT #8383 of 30000

I love Videogum so much:

most people assume it relates to last summer’s press junket for Jennifer’s Body when Megan Fox kept calling Michael Bay “Hitler” and talking about how he sucked at his job. Fair enough. I mean, he does suck at his job, but I can say that because he’s not my boss. If he was my boss I would be like, “You are so good at your job, sir.” And he would be like, “I’m so glad I cast you alongside Will Smith in Bad Boys 5: Badder Boyser. You are a much badder boy than Martin Lawrence ever was.” And then I would bow deeply, and go drive a Hummer through a shanty town, killing all the stupid poor people in it because I have to get to the launch pad before the rocket takes the diamonds into space, or whatever. I haven’t read the script yet, but something like that, probably.

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Matt the Bruins fan - May 20, 2010 8:57:34 am PDT #8384 of 30000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

The impression I get of Megan Fox is that she was catapulted out of a Heathers-style high school situation into It Girldom so quickly it hasn't yet registered that she's no longer at the top of the food chain.


erikaj - May 20, 2010 9:59:49 am PDT #8385 of 30000
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-

She was great in "Jennifer's Body," but I wonder if she was playing herself. Minus that black shit. "I like that black shit." --Allison, The Breakfast Club


Atropa - May 20, 2010 10:02:39 am PDT #8386 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

But she was great in Jennifer's Body! I am completely willing to believe that was due to the writing and directing, though.


erikaj - May 20, 2010 10:04:46 am PDT #8387 of 30000
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-

wrod.


Amy - May 20, 2010 10:06:45 am PDT #8388 of 30000
Because books.

I think a lot Megan Fox's public persona is an act. A weird one, but.

The joys of working at home: Bell, Book and Candle is on TCM!


Frankenbuddha - May 20, 2010 10:20:15 am PDT #8389 of 30000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

The joys of working at home: Bell, Book and Candle is on TCM!

Pyewacket!!!


erikaj - May 20, 2010 10:20:44 am PDT #8390 of 30000
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-

Well, it's awful and makes me dislike her more every time...did she go with BizarroWorld public relations?