Young Simon: So... how'd the Independents cut us off? Young River: They were using dinosaurs.

'Safe'


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amych - May 08, 2010 4:18:12 pm PDT #8230 of 30000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Notes in Teppy's file: not a Mad Men fan.


DebetEsse - May 08, 2010 4:23:23 pm PDT #8231 of 30000
Woe to the fucking wicked.

I was not a fan of Scarlett. Some of it was the writing: "Ooooh, she's hot! And smart! And can kick ass! And has no other definable character development! Ummmm...

I was a fan of the movie as a whole.

Was the presentation with the Hammerdrones supposed to be unsettling? I'm not sure if that was text or me projecting.

Which reminds me: throughout my entire childhood, my grandfather and uncle worked at the eponymous family company. This is my mother's side of the family (no, I never use it as a security question, so it's safe to tell this story). In fact, there was even a company softball team. I have a hat and everything. How does this relate, you may ask? (Motherfucking) Hammer Industries. Srsly.

Story that might actually be funny to other people. We pointed out to the teenagers getting ready to leave to us that they might want to stay through the credits, and one of them says, "Yeah, my friend told me that," and they sit back down. After said credits, one of the girls says, "There's going to be another one?" As I commented to my BF, I forget that not everyone is like us.


§ ita § - May 08, 2010 4:32:03 pm PDT #8232 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I...mostly liked Iron Man 2.

I just don't get Scarlett Johannson, and don't get a single bit of competency whiff off of her. I thought she completely lacked credibility, especially when she was trying to act badass. Just a big zero.

Also have difficulty with Mickey Rourke. As a nutbar badguy, great. But he fails for me where he fails for Steph.

Took Don Cheadle a bit to warm up, I thought, but by the end I totally preferred him to Terrence Howard. Great pair. And I have a bit of a weakness (okay, a lot) for scenes where the good guys try and beat the shit out of each other, so that was more than pleasant.

Thought it suffered from pacing issues--the middle section lacked enough action for me.

And I did not want Pepper to get together with Tony. Not sure why I was so adamant about that, but I found the end disappointing.

Sam Rockwell was great too--he had a lot of lines that amused me. But the movie didn't make me laugh out loud as much as the first one. And I didn't get glee-face off it as much as I'd hoped.

Still glad I went out for it, though.


Jessica - May 08, 2010 5:15:37 pm PDT #8233 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Amych, your squee is my squee when it comes to John Slattery. He's just so YAY.


Matt the Bruins fan - May 08, 2010 5:24:38 pm PDT #8234 of 30000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Oh dear, they got rid of Terrence "Huggies" Howard only to add Golden Showers Guy from Sex and the City ?


Steph L. - May 08, 2010 5:24:55 pm PDT #8235 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Notes in Teppy's file:

Actually, amend the note to No Cable in Teppy's House And Too Lazy To Netflix.

Sam Rockwell was great too--he had a lot of lines that amused me.

Oh, yeah.


Lee - May 08, 2010 5:33:32 pm PDT #8236 of 30000
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Consuela and I saw the Losers this afternoon. It was very fun, and lots of things went BOOM, and JDM and Idris Elba are very pretty, but I think Leverage spoiled me--I kept expecting Roque's betrayal to be part of the caper plan, instead of actually being bad.


Jesse - May 08, 2010 5:34:48 pm PDT #8237 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Me too, Perkins.


§ ita § - May 08, 2010 6:14:15 pm PDT #8238 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Perkins, I was hoping and expecting that too.

I had more laughs from The Losers than Iron Man 2, and I think the action pacing (though not actual action scenes) was better.

Also, I was bitching about Zoe Saldana, but I'll take her over ScarJo for my team, thanks.


Beverly - May 08, 2010 7:32:02 pm PDT #8239 of 30000
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

Oh me too!

I really enjoyed things go boom.