You know that there is a Monopoly (directed by Ridley Scott!) and, Dear God, a Magic 8-Ball movie in development?
I refuse to believe these.
Now, Candyland, THAT I would dig.
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You know that there is a Monopoly (directed by Ridley Scott!) and, Dear God, a Magic 8-Ball movie in development?
I refuse to believe these.
Now, Candyland, THAT I would dig.
Madness!
Madness?
THIS! IS! CANDYLAAAND!!!
In a world without candy... someone had to take a stand.
Madness?
THIS! IS! CANDYLAAAND!!!
I love that I can just feed straight lines and know unerringly that they'll be picked up.
So Monopoly, Candyland, and Magic 8-Ball? What a fucking waste of film, time, and talent.
Don't forget Battleship.
Why is no one making Sid and Marty Kroft shows into movies?!?