Giles! I accidentally killed Spike. That's okay, right?

Buffy ,'Never Leave Me'


Buffista Movies 7: Brides for 7 Samurai  

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Hayden - Apr 11, 2010 4:12:38 pm PDT #7522 of 30000
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."

The Class is by Laurent Cantet, and it is indeed an amazing movie. Cantet's one of the best working today.


megan walker - Apr 11, 2010 4:25:28 pm PDT #7523 of 30000
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

Meanwhile, I'm trying to watch I pugni in tasca (Fists in the Pocket) in preparation for Bellocchio's Vincere tomorrow, but I just can't get into it.


Hayden - Apr 11, 2010 4:33:52 pm PDT #7524 of 30000
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."

Never seen it! I'm watching Ophuls' Lola Montes right now. Ah, so sumptuous.


Polter-Cow - Apr 11, 2010 4:34:31 pm PDT #7525 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

You guys are just making up movies now.


Steph L. - Apr 11, 2010 4:39:05 pm PDT #7526 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

I'm watching the director's cut of Hot Taco on a Cold Night. The Proustian beauty and chiaroscuro are stunning.

t /fullofshit


Hayden - Apr 11, 2010 4:40:32 pm PDT #7527 of 30000
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."

Nah, all the movies I make up are in Czech.


Hayden - Apr 11, 2010 4:41:14 pm PDT #7528 of 30000
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."

Hot Taco on a Cold Night

Dirty!


megan walker - Apr 11, 2010 4:42:14 pm PDT #7529 of 30000
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

Hot Taco on a Cold Night

I bet if this had been written in Czech we would have totally bought it.


Steph L. - Apr 11, 2010 4:44:59 pm PDT #7530 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Hot Taco on a Cold Night

Dirty!

The title in Czech is even dirtier. It involves a sousaphone. (Which makes no sense, but hey, *I* didn't translate it.)


Hayden - Apr 11, 2010 5:00:53 pm PDT #7531 of 30000
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."

Horký Sousaphone Chlad Noc

We open on a filthy, tiny apartment crammed full of boxes of contraband salsa. A man and women lie amidst the filth, paralyzed with ennui. On an ancient turntable, a warped LP is playing out-of-phase marching band music

MAN: (subtitled) The sousaphone. So... unappreciated. So... beautiful. Like an enormous flower. Or a taco grande.

WOMAN: (subtitled) The night is colder when I hear your hateful words, Vrksk. Speak to me no more.

MAN: (subtitled) All is misery.

WOMAN: (subtitled) Aaaah! I should kill myself!

MAN: (subtitled) All is misery.

They have listless sex. The screen fades, far too slowly, to black, although the annoying and diffident sounds of the hate-sex continue to assault the viewer's will to live. Eventually, from the hellish dark, rises the word:

FIN