Horký Sousaphone Chlad Noc
We open on a filthy, tiny apartment crammed full of boxes of contraband salsa. A man and women lie amidst the filth, paralyzed with ennui. On an ancient turntable, a warped LP is playing out-of-phase marching band music
MAN: (subtitled) The sousaphone. So... unappreciated. So... beautiful. Like an enormous flower. Or a taco grande.
WOMAN: (subtitled) The night is colder when I hear your hateful words, Vrksk. Speak to me no more.
MAN: (subtitled) All is misery.
WOMAN: (subtitled) Aaaah! I should kill myself!
MAN: (subtitled) All is misery.
They have listless sex. The screen fades, far too slowly, to black, although the annoying and diffident sounds of the hate-sex continue to assault the viewer's will to live. Eventually, from the hellish dark, rises the word:
FIN
The most shocking thing about it was that it was remade into American Pie Presents Band Camp.
Huh. I was just talking about the movie Panic Room with someone the other day (in person, but still, maybe one of youse? megan?) and decided to look up who played the kid. It was Kristen Stewart, of Twilight (which I've not seen).
Yep. That's where I first saw her, I think.
She did a good job in it, if I recall correctly.
I'm realizing that Sam Worthington's last three big films he was half-human or dealing with issues of humanity and identity.
Has anyone heard much about the upcoming Luc Besson film Les aventures d'Adele Blanc-Sec? An archaeologist friend posted the trailer (saying, move over Indiana Jones!). Here's a trailer, which appears to include a pterodactyl AND a mummy. [link] Train wreck, or great fun?
So we're coming up with a list of comeback kids. I circulated an email with a bunch I could think of off the top of my head. Coworker sent a reply saying he basically agreed with that list with one exception:
That pretty much covers who I was thinking about. Except The Shatner never truly left us. When there was only 1 set of footprints, that was him, carrying us.
Which I think is now going to have to be my tagline.
Has anyone heard much about the upcoming Luc Besson film Les aventures d'Adele Blanc-Sec? An archaeologist friend posted the trailer (saying, move over Indiana Jones!). Here's a trailer, which appears to include a pterodactyl AND a mummy. [link] Train wreck, or great fun?
I don't know but it makes me want to get the comic books. I'd never heard of it. Sounds like Jules Verne meets Tintin.
