I'll just jump in my time machine, go back to the twelfth century, and ask the vampires to postpone their ancient prophesy for a few days while you take in dinner and a show.

Giles ,'Selfless'


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Sean K - Mar 30, 2010 11:17:25 am PDT #7449 of 30000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

In the original ending, Katie gets out of bed, stands catatonic for a bit, goes downstairs, screams, Micah runs downstairs, we hear more screaming, Katie comes back up with the kitchen knife and slits he own throat for the camera.

In Speilberg's ending, Katie gets out of bed, stands over Micah, goes downstairs, scream, Micah rushes down, screams, thumping back up the stairs, Micah's gets thrown into the camera, Katie crawls in all animal-like, turns demon-face, cut to a title saying Micah's body was found, Katie's whereabouts are unknown.


Polter-Cow - Mar 30, 2010 11:17:28 am PDT #7450 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Sean, I think that combination would have been neat too. Because the scariest part of Spielberg's ending was her throwing Micah at the camera. The demon lunge at the camera was just sort of standard.

javachik, I'm pretty sure theatres only showed Spielberg's ending, which I basically described above. The original ending had Katie walking back to the bedroom, presumably having killed Micah downstairs, and slitting her throat in front of the camera. The director's cut apparently has a third ending that just sounds weird where Katie stands in front of the camera for DAYS until the cops show up, and she goes down and gets shot by them or something.


bon bon - Mar 30, 2010 11:27:32 am PDT #7451 of 30000
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Weird. I saw that third ending. I didn't even know about the other two.


javachik - Mar 30, 2010 11:28:44 am PDT #7452 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

Thanks! I might have actually preferred the original ending. But I did enjoy the movie a lot.


Sean K - Mar 30, 2010 11:39:54 am PDT #7453 of 30000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

More than anything, it was the actors that sold me. Superb performances. Especially Katie.


Atropa - Mar 30, 2010 11:42:47 am PDT #7454 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Reading everyone's white font has convinced me that I NEVER NEED TO SEE this movie. Ever. It is the type of creepy movie that will freak me out FAR too effectively.


Daisy Jane - Mar 30, 2010 12:17:20 pm PDT #7455 of 30000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Especially Katie.

She went to SMU!


Sean K - Mar 30, 2010 12:24:08 pm PDT #7456 of 30000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Jilli, you know I don't believe in ghosts (as much as I want to). Ghost movies in particular don't scare me because of that. I was in a lit room with two other adults, and all three of us were scared by it. But it's like a master class in economic filmmaking. Yeah, it will definitely scare the BEJEEZUS out of you, but you should try to watch it some time, anyway.


Juliebird - Mar 30, 2010 5:49:54 pm PDT #7457 of 30000
I am the fly who dreams of the spider

What the hell is going on?! Why did I just see James Marsden as Alan Tudyk and Chris Rock as Matthew McFadyen and Peter Dinklage reprising his role in a remake of Death at a Funeral?! Really? A remake of a three year old movie?


Jessica - Mar 30, 2010 6:27:18 pm PDT #7458 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Clash of the Titans FAIL. FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL.

(I'm copy-pasting from Twitter here, because this movie is not worth coming up with an original sentence for.)