Nice burn, Corwood.
I'll just jump in my time machine, go back to the twelfth century, and ask the vampires to postpone their ancient prophesy for a few days while you take in dinner and a show.
Giles ,'Selfless'
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erikaj - Mar 19, 2010 10:20:38 am PDT #7308 of 30000
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-
le nubian - Mar 19, 2010 10:30:09 am PDT #7309 of 30000
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
Jilli, I really love your optimism.
Kate P. - Mar 19, 2010 11:24:34 am PDT #7310 of 30000
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love
Powell's Books had a link up yesterday with that guy calling Cormac McCarthy an overwrought hack.
Good lord, Corwood. I thought I must be misunderstanding your post, but no, it's true. He also compares himself to Aeschylus, Jane Austen, and Shakespeare.
erikaj - Mar 19, 2010 11:36:33 am PDT #7311 of 30000
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-
That dude needs to have more ambition for himself...stop hiding his light under a bushel and all that.
le nubian - Mar 19, 2010 11:55:34 am PDT #7312 of 30000
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
Sparks is an asshole with no self-reflection at all. Admittedly, I haven't read any of his books, but if "A Night in Rodanthe" approximates the plot and characterization of the book, he is a full blown hack.
There is no redeeming value whatsoever in that movie. I cannot believe I got sucked in watching that movie because of Diane Lane. Seriously.
I cannot imagine any movie made from "Pride & Prejudice" to turn out that badly - even directed by Michael Bay.
Burrell - Mar 19, 2010 1:39:38 pm PDT #7313 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
If I may, please come and enjoy this little tour through my mind:
I cannot imagine any movie made from "Pride & Prejudice" to turn out that badly - even directed by Michael Bay.
::squick:: Not Michael Bay, please.
What if "Pride & Prejudice" were directed by Tim Burton? Hmm ::thinks a bit more:: No wait, he should really direct "Pride & Prejudice & Zombies."
§ ita § - Mar 19, 2010 2:41:58 pm PDT #7314 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Frankenbuddha - Mar 19, 2010 3:54:51 pm PDT #7315 of 30000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
That doesn't necessarily make me feel better with these in the potential works:
And in the stop-motion realm, there's the remake of his 1984 short film "Frankenweenie." Burton is also rumored for a villain-focused telling of the "Sleeping Beauty" villain in "Maleficent" and he's attached, along with "Wanted" director Timur Bekmambetov, to produce an adaptation of Seth Grahame-Smith's excellent new novel, "Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter."
The first one makes me go "WHY, TIM, WHY?"
The third makes me go meh. The second - potential, but you know...
Matt the Bruins fan - Mar 19, 2010 6:07:28 pm PDT #7316 of 30000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
he's attached, along with "Wanted" director Timur Bekmambetov, to produce an adaptation of Seth Grahame-Smith's excellent new novel, "Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter.
I wonder if their two styles will cancel each other out or converge and amplify one another into something more over-the-top than a Baz Luhrmann movie...
§ ita § - Mar 20, 2010 8:16:40 am PDT #7317 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Looks like Marvel made the offer to Chris Evans. Now he just has to embrace his fate.