Jilli, I really love your optimism.
Harken: You fought with Captain Reynolds in the war? Zoe: Fought with a lot of people in the war. Harken: And your husband? Zoe: Fight with him sometimes, too.
'Bushwhacked'
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le nubian - Mar 19, 2010 10:30:09 am PDT #7309 of 30000
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
Kate P. - Mar 19, 2010 11:24:34 am PDT #7310 of 30000
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love
Powell's Books had a link up yesterday with that guy calling Cormac McCarthy an overwrought hack.
Good lord, Corwood. I thought I must be misunderstanding your post, but no, it's true. He also compares himself to Aeschylus, Jane Austen, and Shakespeare.
erikaj - Mar 19, 2010 11:36:33 am PDT #7311 of 30000
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-
That dude needs to have more ambition for himself...stop hiding his light under a bushel and all that.
le nubian - Mar 19, 2010 11:55:34 am PDT #7312 of 30000
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
Sparks is an asshole with no self-reflection at all. Admittedly, I haven't read any of his books, but if "A Night in Rodanthe" approximates the plot and characterization of the book, he is a full blown hack.
There is no redeeming value whatsoever in that movie. I cannot believe I got sucked in watching that movie because of Diane Lane. Seriously.
I cannot imagine any movie made from "Pride & Prejudice" to turn out that badly - even directed by Michael Bay.
Burrell - Mar 19, 2010 1:39:38 pm PDT #7313 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
If I may, please come and enjoy this little tour through my mind:
I cannot imagine any movie made from "Pride & Prejudice" to turn out that badly - even directed by Michael Bay.
::squick:: Not Michael Bay, please.
What if "Pride & Prejudice" were directed by Tim Burton? Hmm ::thinks a bit more:: No wait, he should really direct "Pride & Prejudice & Zombies."
§ ita § - Mar 19, 2010 2:41:58 pm PDT #7314 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Frankenbuddha - Mar 19, 2010 3:54:51 pm PDT #7315 of 30000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
That doesn't necessarily make me feel better with these in the potential works:
And in the stop-motion realm, there's the remake of his 1984 short film "Frankenweenie." Burton is also rumored for a villain-focused telling of the "Sleeping Beauty" villain in "Maleficent" and he's attached, along with "Wanted" director Timur Bekmambetov, to produce an adaptation of Seth Grahame-Smith's excellent new novel, "Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter."
The first one makes me go "WHY, TIM, WHY?"
The third makes me go meh. The second - potential, but you know...
Matt the Bruins fan - Mar 19, 2010 6:07:28 pm PDT #7316 of 30000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
he's attached, along with "Wanted" director Timur Bekmambetov, to produce an adaptation of Seth Grahame-Smith's excellent new novel, "Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter.
I wonder if their two styles will cancel each other out or converge and amplify one another into something more over-the-top than a Baz Luhrmann movie...
§ ita § - Mar 20, 2010 8:16:40 am PDT #7317 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Looks like Marvel made the offer to Chris Evans. Now he just has to embrace his fate.
Matt the Bruins fan - Mar 20, 2010 12:46:04 pm PDT #7318 of 30000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Thank goodness. It will be weird trying to separate him from Johnny Storm in my mind, but he's the only candidate I've seen mentioned for consideration who both fits the role and can act.