I'm so evil and... skanky. And I think I'm kinda gay.

Willow ,'Storyteller'


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Aims - Mar 03, 2010 2:36:59 pm PST #7040 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

So Joe's been filming a thing for his class over the past week or so and they went to one of his co-filmer's apartment to shoot. Joe noticed that he had a "Cloverfield" movie poster framed on his wall. They had to move it to keep it out of the shot and the guy says, "Be very careful!" Joe says, "Heh. Not like it was a good movie." The guy gasped and said, "If you didn't like it, then you didn't watch it enough or understand it." Joe just kind of gaped at him.

Later they were talking other movies and somehow Bladerunner came up. Same guys says, "I didn't like that movie at all. It didn't have much of a story."

The pitfalls of going to film school with kids 10-20 years your junior.


tommyrot - Mar 03, 2010 2:39:04 pm PST #7041 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Oh dear.


DavidS - Mar 03, 2010 2:41:44 pm PST #7042 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I love 12 Monkeys, and La Jetee was all right.

Do you hear that? That is the sound of Corwood's ultimate pain disdain.


Polter-Cow - Mar 03, 2010 3:00:54 pm PST #7043 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

I thought Cloverfield was great.


Laga - Mar 03, 2010 3:11:47 pm PST #7044 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

I didn't dislike Cloverfield but I have no desire to watch it again. Mostly I'm glad I saw it so I could get the jokes when South Park was invaded by guinea pigs.


Jessica - Mar 03, 2010 3:20:44 pm PST #7045 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Cloverfield mostly bored me. The characters were all too dumb to live and there wasn't even a minimal attempt to get NYC right. I think if it had been a better story I wouldn't have been so thrown by the massive geography and continuity errors, but there really wasn't much else to focus on.


billytea - Mar 03, 2010 3:24:20 pm PST #7046 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Cloverfield mostly bored me. The characters were all too dumb to live and there wasn't even a minimal attempt to get NYC right.

What you didn't see was when the monster had first attacked a couple of weeks before and just jumbled everything up like a game of Boggle.


Matt the Bruins fan - Mar 03, 2010 3:29:54 pm PST #7047 of 30000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

I enjoyed Cloverfield well enough, but it's not one of those movies where I'm shocked and appalled that others didn't. And as it's basically Godzilla with shakycam and bonus explosive-venomed giant lice, I seriously doubt that many people have formed a dislike of it due to failure to understand it.


Aims - Mar 03, 2010 3:31:17 pm PST #7048 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

We started calling it "Six Douchebags, a Monster, and the City."


Volans - Mar 03, 2010 4:19:28 pm PST #7049 of 30000
move out and draw fire

"Six Douchebags, a Monster, and the City."

This is brilliant, and I'm stealing it.

As far as Avatar goes, if I view it as a 1950s/60s pulp sci-fi B movie, I really enjoy it. If I start thinking about the massive story/plot problems, my head explodes.

Sadly, it's become impossible for me to think of it as anything but Jim Cameron's sweaty junk swinging in my face for 3 hours.