They snookered Tommyrot. Suckah! Link whore!
But if we make fun of their list, that makes up for it.
Right?
I know I'm a bad poet, but I'm a good man. All I ask is that... is that you try to see me—
William ,'Conversations with Dead People'
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tommyrot - Nov 23, 2009 7:39:48 am PST #5133 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
amych - Nov 23, 2009 7:50:50 am PST #5134 of 30000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Right?
Totes! We are not facebook!
§ ita § - Nov 23, 2009 7:56:46 am PST #5135 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I don't think they did enough work to make their list mockworthy. Though they did include something-- The Men Behind The Sun-- that I have no interest whatsoever in grossing myself out with.
Still, no Oldboy. What's that pic gotta do to get some play?
Daisy Jane - Nov 23, 2009 8:45:15 am PST #5136 of 30000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
I think of Oldboy as in the realm of Kill Bill. Imma go see what we have it as.
Looks like keywords are mystery [enigma), revenge, imprisonment, Korean ,torture
Descriptors are Graphic Violence, Psychological Drama, and Thriller.
§ ita § - Nov 23, 2009 9:01:55 am PST #5137 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I would categorise it as psychological horror. Drama doesn't do it justice, and thriller gives the wrong idea to me. Graphic violence is spot on. It has no surreal elements to it, like Audition does. But I think Misery is horror too.
DavidS - Nov 23, 2009 9:04:39 am PST #5138 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Oldboy is considered an action/revenge movie rather than a horror movie.
§ ita § - Nov 23, 2009 9:18:24 am PST #5139 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Yeah, it's Misery horror to me. Perhaps I mean sickening instead of horror.
Vonnie K - Nov 23, 2009 9:27:49 am PST #5140 of 30000
Kiss me, my girl, before I'm sick.
Anyone seen Park Chan-Wook's newest, Thirst? You know, the vampire-priest film? I've read vastly mixed reviews.
I've tried and bounced off Park's work in the past. Sympathy for Mr. Vengeance tops my list of "films I wish I'd never seen." I acknowledged it was well-acted and well-made, but it sent me to a really bad place emotionally -- sort of like, "life is a neverending pit of despair and we all die horribly and there will never be any joy or happiness for anyone ever again, so HAHAHA SUCKERS." I didn't even get intellectual pleasure one might get from bleak, existential horror, and I got no thrills or catharsis out of it. It was just mean. And ugly and violent. It didn't even have the trappings of the supernatural to soften the blow. After that, I didn't want to touch Oldboy with a ten-foot pole.
At least Thirst has the vampire-factor. And the priest factor (damn my Catholic education for warping me for life!). And Song Kang-Ho, who I loved in Memories of Murder and Host. (Well, he was in Sympathy, too, but I try not to think about it.)
Vonnie K - Nov 23, 2009 9:36:47 am PST #5141 of 30000
Kiss me, my girl, before I'm sick.
Cereal:
I saw An Education over the weekend and I adored it to bits. Probably the most pleasure I got out of movies in the last few months. Carey Mulligan (Sally Sparrow from the DW episode, "Blink") is fantastic in it, and the Audrey Hepburn comparison I've been hearing about isn't completely absurd (I went more to the Leslie Caron place, although that was probably due to the older man/young girl aspect of it.)
§ ita § - Nov 23, 2009 9:43:38 am PST #5142 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I have the two Vengeance movies on my Netflix streaming queue, Vonnie. Would you recommend against seeing them? The person I saw Oldboy with swears it has a happy ending. I think it's horrible beyond all words, but I don't regret having seen it.