Heh. My barista is wearing a Twilight shirt and saw it last night and loved it. She said she'd never heard so many girls screaming over shirtless boys. (Werewolves, right? The ones that look like a wrestling team on the loose?)
You're wrong about River. River's not on the ship. They didn't want her here, but she couldn't make herself leave. So she melted... Melted away. They didn't know she could do that, but she did.
River ,'Objects In Space'
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DavidS - Nov 20, 2009 6:53:28 am PST #5107 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
§ ita § - Nov 20, 2009 6:58:50 am PST #5108 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I completely fail to get the Pattinson looks thing, but his critical assessment of Cullen's character did make me laugh. Lautner is a pretty pretty young man.
I just walked past a news report where I heard them say Twihard out loud. Dear lord. I feel old and curmudgeonly.
billytea - Nov 20, 2009 6:58:54 am PST #5109 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Heh. My barista is wearing a Twilight shirt and saw it last night and loved it. She said she'd never heard so many girls screaming over shirtless boys. (Werewolves, right? The ones that look like a wrestling team on the loose?)
I have a fond hope that they greet each other with "What up, Dog?"
erikaj - Nov 20, 2009 7:03:55 am PST #5110 of 30000
Always Anti-fascist!
Why not?
Daisy Jane - Nov 20, 2009 7:50:40 am PST #5111 of 30000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Have we seen this about Fight Club? [link]
Polter-Cow - Nov 20, 2009 7:52:39 am PST #5112 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Ha! That's great.
Jessica - Nov 20, 2009 7:56:12 am PST #5113 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Turns out that Fincher thought it would be funny to use the menu from a sweet bubble-gum romance -- the farthest possible thing from the very dark "Fight Club"
It's even funnier if you acknowledge that Fight Club is a romantic comedy! (Boy meets girl, boy's split personality alter-ego founds worldwide underground militia, boy gets girl. Oldest story in the book.)
bon bon - Nov 20, 2009 8:01:16 am PST #5114 of 30000
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
I'm going to see Twilight. What can I say, I was a 13-year-old girl once. Sadly I think I may see it with my MiL.
Amy - Nov 20, 2009 8:01:23 am PST #5115 of 30000
Because books.
(Boy meets girl, boy's split personality alter-ego founds worldwide underground militia, boy gets girl. Oldest story in the book.)
Bwah!
tommyrot - Nov 20, 2009 8:02:40 am PST #5116 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I'm going to see Twilight. What can I say, I was a 13-year-old girl once.
Luckily, I've never been a 13-year-old girl.