Right, there comes a point where you have to either move on, or just buy yourself a Klingon costume and go with it.

Xander ,'Same Time, Same Place'


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DavidS - Oct 30, 2009 9:25:36 am PDT #4751 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

But I can't imagine how it's going to translate into a coherent movie.

1. Hire a lot of famous movie stars.

2. Have them stare at Goats.

3. Rake in the box office!

4. Collect Oscars.


tommyrot - Oct 30, 2009 9:29:56 am PDT #4752 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

So... a buddy-cop movie. Two cops, partners, who work in the Staring at Goats division of the NYPD or LAPD. One is about to retire - just one more week of staring at goats. But then....

Can you tell I never read the book?


DavidS - Oct 30, 2009 9:31:00 am PDT #4753 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Can you tell I never read the book?

Nope.

I think your movie should star Chris Tucker and a goat, and the ghost of Chris Farley.


Polter-Cow - Oct 30, 2009 9:31:19 am PDT #4754 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

And the one cop is always saying, "I'm too old for this <gruff>."


Jessica - Oct 30, 2009 9:34:03 am PDT #4755 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Restored uncut Metropolis will premiere at Berlin Film Festival:

BERLIN -- The Berlin Film Festival will screen Fritz Lang's original cut of "Metropolis," which was feared lost but discovered in an Argentine museum last year, at a gala ceremony on Feb. 10, the Berlinale said Thursday.

The cult sci-fi classic, penned by Lang and Thea von Harbou in 1924, was the most expensive film ever made in Germany when it bowed on Jan. 10, 1927.

After it bombed at the box office, the UFA studio re-edited the silent film, cutting about 30 minutes. It re-released it to great acclaim eight months later.

The outtakes were feared lost but a 16mm negative of the original was found in Buenos Aires. The original has since been restored by the Murnau Foundation in cooperation with pubcaster ZDF, Gallic-German cultural web Arte and the Deutsche Kinemathek.


tommyrot - Oct 30, 2009 9:35:11 am PDT #4756 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I think your movie should star Chris Tucker and a goat, and the ghost of Chris Farley.

Or maybe Jackie Chan, who's an exchange Goat Stare-er from the... Hong Kong Police Staring at Goats department....


DavidS - Oct 30, 2009 9:35:50 am PDT #4757 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Jesus, how many different restorations of Metropolis do we need? It's gone through as many iterations as Bladerunner.


Jessica - Oct 30, 2009 9:38:49 am PDT #4758 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

After this, hopefully none. This will be the first time the complete film has ever been seen since it's original release.


Fiona - Oct 30, 2009 10:45:18 am PDT #4759 of 30000

So I need one more movie for my 3 for €16 from play.com. Galaxy Quest or Memento?


Dana - Oct 30, 2009 10:50:35 am PDT #4760 of 30000
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Galaxy Quest!