'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
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Linnea Quigley is best known as the “scream queen” from movies like Return of the Living Dead and Nightmare on Elm Street 4. She has starred in dozens of B-grade horror flicks and is on of the seminal actresses of the genre. She is a film producer and the author of two books, Chainsaw and I’m Screaming as Fast as I Can.
She also made a workout video.
A workout video with Zombies.
is awesome!
A workout video with Zombies.
I ... I may have to buy that. Just because.
Btw, Jilli, have we mentioned Matilda's foray into Zombie etiquette?
No, no you have not, Hec. Tell me!
No, no you have not, Hec. Tell me!
This has been going on for a while so I thought I might've mentioned it.
Matilda, like most right thinking people, hates to be prompted. She does not like performing on cue, and she is not interested in meeting our expectations.
Nonetheless, we expect her to hold to the basic social niceties: please, thank you, goodbye etc.
So to satisfy her own sense that she is saying these things because she wants to and not because we insist that she do she only says them in loud, long, low, moaning gutteral tones.
It started with "please" which is intoned as: "PLAIIIZEEE." Pretty much exactly zombie-style as one would request BRAIIINS.
And her valediction is a grunty "GUH-BUH-HII." Which her daycare provider cheerfully echoes.
Would Matilda want to be a zombie? I mean, for Halloween or church or some other appropriate event?
That makes me think - would a zombie benefit from the Eucharist? I mean, assuming the communion wafer gets transubstantiated into Jesus's brain?
That makes me think - would a zombie benefit from the Eucharist? I mean, assuming the communion wafer gets transubstantiated into Jesus's brain?
That depends on whether the zombie holds that the communion wafer is really the body of Christ or merely a metaphor.
Nobody gets nutritional benefits from metaphors, and the wafer is stinting on a zombie's daily protein requirements.