That makes me think - would a zombie benefit from the Eucharist? I mean, assuming the communion wafer gets transubstantiated into Jesus's brain?
That depends on whether the zombie holds that the communion wafer is
really
the body of Christ or merely a metaphor.
Nobody gets nutritional benefits from metaphors, and the wafer is stinting on a zombie's daily protein requirements.
So that zombie would have to be Catholic?
So that zombie would have to be Catholic?
I guess. Though I'm wondering if a soul-less Zombie can be a Catholic.
I wonder what Vatican II's position was on that.
Is the zombie baptized?
I don't know, but I just realized you could achieve zombie circumcision with like an inadvertent lurch.
It started with "please" which is intoned as: "PLAIIIZEEE." Pretty much exactly zombie-style as one would request BRAIIINS.
Hee! Oh, I wish I could borrow her, dress her up appropriately, and take her to one of the local zombie walks.
Aliens: still a damn good movie. Facehuggers still freaky me right out.
Introduced CJ to Interview with a Vampire tonight. He seemed into the story. I asked what he liked about it. "They don't sparkle".
I asked what he liked about it. "They don't sparkle".
GOOD CJ. Here, have a bat sticker.