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Buffista Movies 7: Brides for 7 Samurai  

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juliana - Aug 23, 2009 8:08:10 am PDT #3860 of 30000
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

Who would you have cast in her place? I think she has a remoteness that I think is applicable to Most Beautiful Woman EVER even if I can't decide who wears that crown.

Angela Basset. But, I have no probelm with RWP and how she played Buttercup. I thought she was awesome.


Matt the Bruins fan - Aug 23, 2009 8:27:54 am PDT #3861 of 30000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Rita Hayworth, Simone Simon, Audrey Hepburn, Jaclyn Smith, and Michelle Yeoh would be on my short list for Most Beautiful Woman Ever.

My top pick for remaking would be that painfully bad A Wizard of Earthsea movie SciFi did a few years ago. They could keep Danny Glover as Ogion, but EVERYTHING else must go. I'd probably pick Guillermo del Toro to direct and give Ursula K. LeGuin veto power over every decision.


megan walker - Aug 23, 2009 8:53:53 am PDT #3862 of 30000
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

One of the standard items in the "Watching the Directors" podcast was, which movie would you like this director to remake, or which movie of this director would you like remade? I don't love the couple that did that podcast, but I always thought that was an interesting question.


DavidS - Aug 23, 2009 9:30:27 am PDT #3863 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I wish somebody besides Cronenberg did M. Butterfly.

And I'm a fan of his work. Neil Jordan would've been a better pick. Almost too on the nose considering his long standing fascination with inappropriate love objects.

I love Princess Bride as is.

If I were to interview Quentin Tarantino I would ask him some variation on this question, probably: "How would you recast a classic screwball comedy with French actors from the sixties."


Sean K - Aug 23, 2009 9:31:36 am PDT #3864 of 30000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

I would love to see a director's cut of Idiocracy. That poor movie was cut to ribbons by the studio and dumped onto DVD, but there are such flashes of brilliance in there that really regret not being able to see the movie it was supposed to be.

So looking forward to Extract.


Jessica - Aug 23, 2009 10:25:53 am PDT #3865 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I wouldn't change a single frame of Princess Bride, but Gong Li probably gets my vote for Most Beautiful Woman In The World.


Jessica - Aug 23, 2009 10:38:08 am PDT #3866 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Oh, and Operation Take The Toddler To The Movies was a rousing success! We went to the first show of the day, so there were tons of other preschoolers there. Dylan was a little chatty, but not moreso than the other 2-4 year olds in the audience, and he stayed in his seat and watched the whole thing!

As soon as the Studio Ghibli logo came up, he shouted "TOTORO!" and there was this ripple of other kids going "...Totoro? Totoro!?!?!!" so you know we were in the right crowd.

DH and I really enjoyed it too. It's definitely a throwback to Miyazaki's earlier movies - much more similar to Totoro or Kiki's Delivery Service than Mononoke or Spirited Away.

The moral of the movie seems to be that Liam Neeson needs to chill the fuck out, and that you can win friends with ham.


Sean K - Aug 23, 2009 10:55:40 am PDT #3867 of 30000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

I am currently watching Doomsday. Dear lord, what a hot mess of a movie, but I kind of like it anyway, and love the main character.


Dana - Aug 23, 2009 10:57:38 am PDT #3868 of 30000
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Is that the one...yes, checking IMDB, I see it is.

Have you gotten to the cannibal glam concert yet?


Sean K - Aug 23, 2009 11:03:08 am PDT #3869 of 30000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Is that in the middle somewhere? I'm kind of nearing the end, and I did play a quick game of Wii Bowling in the middle, so I may have missed that, but that may just be enough to get me to rewatch.