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Buffista Movies 7: Brides for 7 Samurai  

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Atropa - Mar 09, 2009 3:30:49 pm PDT #349 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Speaking of trippy and weird, I caught some of Beetlejuice yesterday. I forgot how bizarre that movie is.

"This thing reads like stereo instructions!"


Connie Neil - Mar 09, 2009 3:31:08 pm PDT #350 of 30000
brillig

The commentary on Fellowship of the Ring, with all the hobbits together so Dominic Mongahan and Billy Boyd can jump all over Sean Astin when Astin starts getting preachy are wonderful.


Juliebird - Mar 09, 2009 3:36:32 pm PDT #351 of 30000
I am the fly who dreams of the spider

would be hard as hell to duplicate effectively on the screen

I'll adamantly and ignorantly disagree. It's called editing. Using shorter segments. Mixed together.

But I'm sure they figured that the stupid masses couldn't follow something like that, so it all becomes one big huge unedited, overblown scene, losing all it's tantalizing characteristics. It's not that I was head over heels in-awe of the written story, but I did enjoy it, and I did snicker and cringe through most of the movie.

Having a complementary score instead of a blaring, soundtrack that was not at all well integrated might have helped with the tone as well. But they went all ACTION! rather than the hypnotic metronome of the slowly unfurling story of the page.


Ailleann - Mar 09, 2009 3:39:20 pm PDT #352 of 30000
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda

::sits with Juliebird::


Juliebird - Mar 09, 2009 3:41:34 pm PDT #353 of 30000
I am the fly who dreams of the spider

so Dominic Mongahan and Billy Boyd can jump all over Sean Astin when Astin starts getting preachy are wonderful.

I wished someone had done that to Gimli. Pretentious bore.

Anything with Viggo I of course found absolutely fascinating and helped to raise my loathing of the movies to mild dislike.

ION, saw a trailer for Wolverine: Origins and my gods that looks awful! I hope the CGI wasn't finished, but I think they had every single crazy James Bond/XXX over-the-top stunt they could squeeze in, with lots of silly posing and requisite (and multiple) dying woman flopping deadly in Logan's arms.

I'm so there.


Fay - Mar 09, 2009 3:46:34 pm PDT #354 of 30000
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

The commentary on Fellowship of the Ring, with all the hobbits together so Dominic Mongahan and Billy Boyd can jump all over Sean Astin when Astin starts getting preachy are wonderful.

God, yes. Fellowship's much more fun - with the others, the contrast between the Dom'n'Billeh bits and the Sean'n'Lijah bits is stark as you like.

The FotR DVD is why I bought a DVD player.


le nubian - Mar 09, 2009 3:49:15 pm PDT #355 of 30000
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

Watchmen question: Okay, was it supposed to be a surprise that the Comedian was Laurie's dad?

There was a picture of her on his nightstand. It was VERY noticeable. I couldn't believe this was a big reveal. I didn't get it in the context of the movie.


Connie Neil - Mar 09, 2009 3:53:44 pm PDT #356 of 30000
brillig

The FotR DVD is why I bought a DVD player.

I sometimes watch it just for that commentary and the Making Of feature with Elijah wandering around being cute.


Steph L. - Mar 09, 2009 3:56:57 pm PDT #357 of 30000
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated

le nubian, I had read it, and The Boy had not, so after we saw it, I asked him if it was a big reveal. He said that he hadn't really paid close attention to all the little details that seem obvious in retrospect, but he also said that, when the actual reveal was, uh, revealed, he wasn't surprised at it, either.

Relatedly, I can't remember if anyone has posted this yet (or if I had, for that matter): Mad Magazine's parody of Watchmen.


Juliebird - Mar 09, 2009 3:58:05 pm PDT #358 of 30000
I am the fly who dreams of the spider

le nub, yes, and that's exactly what I was talking about upthread about the narrative structure being out of order and failing.