Damn it! You know what? I'm sick of this crap. I'm sick of being the guy who eats insects and gets the funny syphilis. As of this moment, it's over. I'm finished being everybody's butt monkey!

Xander ,'Lessons'


Buffista Movies 7: Brides for 7 Samurai  

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Gris - Mar 02, 2016 5:03:36 pm PST #29824 of 30000
Hey. New board.

I read at least one review that says it is the best CG Disney movie to date. Take with whatever salt you want but it will probably be decent at least.


Zenkitty - Mar 02, 2016 5:40:04 pm PST #29825 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

I finally watched "Lucy" tonight. That was surprisingly meh, for a quasi-superhero movie starring Scarlett Johansson. Glad I didn't pay theater prices.


Steph L. - Mar 02, 2016 6:00:38 pm PST #29826 of 30000
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated

Am I correct in interpreting this as, "If you are taking kids, this is at least decent and will not make you want to gouge your eyes out"?

The trailer looked hilarious.


megan walker - Mar 02, 2016 6:25:27 pm PST #29827 of 30000
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

Am I correct in interpreting this as, "If you are taking kids, this is at least decent and will not make you want to gouge your eyes out"?

Yes. It's actually better than that, but, predictable is not quite the right word, nor is boring, let's just that I was sort of ahead of it and impatiently waiting for it to unfold. Also, the "message" is spread very thickly throughout.


Matt the Bruins fan - Mar 03, 2016 7:15:51 am PST #29828 of 30000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

They lost me by having the sloth sequence be 90% of the trailer. I was clawing at my seat expectantly waiting for the next preview to start so I wouldn't have to watch/listen to that anymore.


Steph L. - Mar 03, 2016 7:27:32 am PST #29829 of 30000
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated

Ha! The sloth was what I found hilarious.

As always, different people like different shit.


msbelle - Mar 03, 2016 7:37:22 am PST #29830 of 30000
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

I am completely the rabbit in the preview.


Steph L. - Mar 03, 2016 7:39:20 am PST #29831 of 30000
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated

I am completely the rabbit in the preview.

Oh, me too. 100%. But it still made me laugh my ass off.

ION -- OMG GHOSTBUSTERS TRAILER!!! I am all the way there for that movie. It looks like it's going to be really good.


tommyrot - Mar 03, 2016 8:16:49 am PST #29832 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

The sloth scene totally annoys me. Except for when the sloth ever-so-slowly smiles and laughs. That was funny.


megan walker - Mar 03, 2016 8:20:28 am PST #29833 of 30000
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

They lost me by having the sloth sequence be 90% of the trailer. I was clawing at my seat expectantly waiting for the next preview to start so I wouldn't have to watch/listen to that anymore.

FYI: I don't remember it being a big part of the trailer but that scene seems interminable in the movie.