Her ENTIRE STORYLINE is being repeatedly kidnapped and talked into making terrible decisions until Channing Tatum rescues her at the last minute. OVER AND FUCKING OVER AGAIN. WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK, W's. WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK.
Ugh nooooooooo.
The King of Cups expects a picnic. But this is not his birthday!
Drusilla ,'Conversations with Dead People'
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Polter-Cow - Feb 06, 2015 9:30:37 am PST #28395 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Jessica - Feb 06, 2015 10:14:08 am PST #28396 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
The costumes and production design are pretty spectacular, and the movie looked great in 3D.
Zenkitty - Feb 06, 2015 10:15:07 am PST #28397 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
I've been reliably informed that Sean Bean does not die. That may not really be a spoiler because no one really cares what happens in this movie.
I just am never sure how long a hug should last.
When either party is ready for the hug to be over, it's over. With men, I'll accept the embrace, squeeze, pat, release, and step back. If he holds on longer than that, he better be my long-lost brother. With women, I let her decide how long and how hard she wants to hug, within my cutoff of about five seconds, unless I'm hugging her because she's having a crisis.
Anyone heard anything about Kingsmen? I think it'll be awful, and I want to see it anyway.
Steph L. - Feb 06, 2015 10:16:46 am PST #28398 of 30000
I look more rad than Lutheranism
Anyone heard anything about Kingsmen? I think it'll be awful, and I want to see it anyway.
It looks fun, in a blow-shit-up-oh-hey-Colin-Firth way. Meaning, I totally want to see it.
Jessica - Feb 06, 2015 10:20:54 am PST #28399 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
ExBossFriend said it was terrific, but I doubt I'll have a chance to catch it in theaters.
EpicTangent - Feb 06, 2015 10:25:47 am PST #28400 of 30000
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty
It looks fun, in a blow-shit-up-oh-hey-Colin-Firth way. Meaning, I totally want to see it.
Steph is me.
Tom Scola - Feb 06, 2015 10:26:16 am PST #28401 of 30000
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.
I'm not sure that I want to see Kingsmen even if it's good, because Mark Millar.
P.M. Marc - Feb 06, 2015 10:38:27 am PST #28402 of 30000
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
So Jilli and my friend Jeff saw it at an early screening, and said it was great. Despite Mark Millar.
Polter-Cow - Feb 06, 2015 10:57:25 am PST #28403 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Film Crit Hulk really dug it too.
P.M. Marc - Feb 06, 2015 11:09:56 am PST #28404 of 30000
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
Oh, and to be clear, the despite Mark Millar re: the source was absolutely part of the review, not something I added. Jeff and I have similar feelings re: Mark Millar, which usually involve shooting him into space from a cannon and calling it good.