"As of press time, the irony was lost on Paramount."
Sooner or later, you're gonna want it. And the second — the second — that happens, you know I'll be there. I'll slip in, have myself a real good day.
Spike ,'Conversations with Dead People'
Buffista Movies 7: Brides for 7 Samurai
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Tom Scola - Jun 18, 2014 11:32:39 am PDT #27143 of 30000
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.
Burrell - Jun 18, 2014 12:12:59 pm PDT #27144 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
hilarious
DebetEsse - Jun 18, 2014 12:20:52 pm PDT #27145 of 30000
Woe to the fucking wicked.
That may be the most beautiful line I have ever read in a news article.
Polter-Cow - Jun 18, 2014 12:32:37 pm PDT #27146 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Pretty much anything Sean O'Neal writes is fucking gold. I don't know how he does it, but that man is a goddamn genius.
Kalshane - Jun 18, 2014 2:30:47 pm PDT #27147 of 30000
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why?
Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.
Nice.
And holy crap that's a lot of re-tread movies.
Matt the Bruins fan - Jun 19, 2014 6:47:32 am PDT #27148 of 30000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
It was a long time ago, but I think the tree disturbed me more than the clown upon first viewing. In any event, thanks to Scary Movie 2 the clown doll will never again be as frightening to me as it used to be.
Polter-Cow - Jun 19, 2014 7:25:13 am PDT #27149 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Not speaking of horror movies but speaking of retread movies, 22 Jump Street is fucking hilarious and has the BEST CREDITS EVER.
DavidS - Jun 19, 2014 7:29:04 am PDT #27150 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
22 Jump Street is fucking hilarious and has the BEST CREDITS EVER.
Excellent! (as Emmett will undoubtedly want to go)
Polter-Cow - Jun 19, 2014 7:49:13 am PDT #27151 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
My face hurt from laughing, which is always a good sign.
I'm in for whatever the hell Lord and Miller do next.
Steph L. - Jun 19, 2014 8:17:19 am PDT #27152 of 30000
I look more rad than Lutheranism
My dad is THE CUTEST. He doesn't go see movies in the theater anymore, partly because he has diabetic nerve pain in his legs that makes it too painful to sit that long. But he loves animated movies. LOVES. So he just called me and said "The LEGO movie is out! I just bought it!"
I said, "Dad, everything is awesome."