Harmony: Somebody remembered to pick me up the sweetest unicorn. Guess someone was feeling guilty for standing me up in tenth grade. Brad: What? Had to get her something. She sired me. Peaches: Sire-whipped.

'Beneath You'


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Burrell - Jun 17, 2014 7:58:18 pm PDT #27137 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Oh yeah, the clown doll. But clowns scared the bejeebus out of me even before Poltergeist.


Atropa - Jun 18, 2014 9:57:21 am PDT #27138 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

I watched Poltergeist again recently (I have some horror nerd friends, and we have a weekly movie night), and while it didn't keep me awake all night, it is still a solidly creepy movie.

AND THE CLOWN DOLL IS STILL TERRIFYING. WHO WOULD GIVE THAT SORT OF DOLL TO A CHILD? TO ANYONE?


Frankenbuddha - Jun 18, 2014 9:59:18 am PDT #27139 of 30000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

AND THE CLOWN DOLL IS STILL TERRIFYING. WHO WOULD GIVE THAT SORT OF DOLL TO A CHILD? TO ANYONE?

The people who thought Belinda was a good idea to make?


Amy - Jun 18, 2014 10:14:08 am PDT #27140 of 30000
Because books.

DON'T SAY ITS NAME.


Frankenbuddha - Jun 18, 2014 10:43:08 am PDT #27141 of 30000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Now you make me want to say it three times...


Calli - Jun 18, 2014 11:09:44 am PDT #27142 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

[backs away from Frankenbuddha]


Tom Scola - Jun 18, 2014 11:32:39 am PDT #27143 of 30000
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

"As of press time, the irony was lost on Paramount."


Burrell - Jun 18, 2014 12:12:59 pm PDT #27144 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

hilarious


DebetEsse - Jun 18, 2014 12:20:52 pm PDT #27145 of 30000
Woe to the fucking wicked.

That may be the most beautiful line I have ever read in a news article.


Polter-Cow - Jun 18, 2014 12:32:37 pm PDT #27146 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Pretty much anything Sean O'Neal writes is fucking gold. I don't know how he does it, but that man is a goddamn genius.