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Cracked has Storyboards from Michael Bay’s The Great Gatsby
Now, instead of Gatsby and Daisy being separated from the general population by their considerable wealth, they’ll be separated as a byproduct of them being the only property owners in an apocalyptic desert wasteland. And instead of having that fancy, eye-catching car, it looks like Tom will own a rocket-equipped school bus, which is equally memorable.
That is BRILLIANT.
Haaa ha ha. Awesome.
OMGOMGOMG.
This summer the AFI Silver is doing something called "Totally Awesome 3: More Films of the 1980s."
And it really is totally awesome. Ghostbusters. Gremlins. River's Edge. Nightmare on Elm Street. Breakin' AND Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo. Escape From New York. Robocop. Transformers: The Movie. Star Trek 2!
Eeeeee!
That is a sweet lineup.
The io9 review of Transformers 2 may be the best review in the history of cinema. [link]
Huh, I've never heard of River's Edge, but it sounds intriguing.
Huh, I've never heard of River's Edge
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Dude. Go see it right away!
Dude. Go see it right away!
This.
The io9 review of Transformers 2 may be the best review in the history of cinema.
Ha!
Imagine that you went back in time to the late 1960s and found Terry Gilliam, fresh from doing his weird low-fi collage/animations for Monty Python. You proceeded to inject Gilliam with so many steroids his penis shrank to the size of a hair follicle, and you smushed a dozen tabs of LSD under his tongue. And then you gave him the GDP of a few sub-Saharan countries. Gilliam might have made a movie not unlike this one.
The io9 review of Transformers 2 may be the best review in the history of cinema.
This is beautiful:
LaBoeuf projects a pathetic, wall-eyed dorkhood, when he's not babbling like a tumor removed from Woody Allen's prostate that somehow achieved sentience.