Huh, I've never heard of River's Edge
????
Dude. Go see it right away!
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Huh, I've never heard of River's Edge
????
Dude. Go see it right away!
Dude. Go see it right away!
This.
The io9 review of Transformers 2 may be the best review in the history of cinema.
Ha!
Imagine that you went back in time to the late 1960s and found Terry Gilliam, fresh from doing his weird low-fi collage/animations for Monty Python. You proceeded to inject Gilliam with so many steroids his penis shrank to the size of a hair follicle, and you smushed a dozen tabs of LSD under his tongue. And then you gave him the GDP of a few sub-Saharan countries. Gilliam might have made a movie not unlike this one.
The io9 review of Transformers 2 may be the best review in the history of cinema.
This is beautiful:
LaBoeuf projects a pathetic, wall-eyed dorkhood, when he's not babbling like a tumor removed from Woody Allen's prostate that somehow achieved sentience.
Never seen River's Edge??? Must see!
Plus, bonus Keanu.
God, it's been so long since I saw River's Edge.
What was the other one from that era? I want to say ... Permanent Record? Or something like that.
We own Escape From New York. Snake Plisskin! Classic.
What was the other one from that era? I want to say ... Permanent Record? Or something like that.
Yes, you might say they are Keanu's very own blue period.
Not that I've made a point of seeing every Keanu film ever, or anything like that.
Not that I've made a point of seeing every Keanu film ever, or anything like that.
Oh, of course not. Heh.
I don't think I actually ever saw My Own Private Idaho. Maybe I should fix that.
Thinking about Keanu just earwormed me with the B-52's My Own Private Iowa.