Did anyone else notice the reindeer with his tongue stuck to the ice stairs when Anna and Kristoff slide past?
I know! I loved that. Poor Sven.
River: The human body can be drained of blood in 8.6 seconds given adequate vacuuming systems. Mal: See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like.
'Safe'
Buffista Movies 7: Brides for 7 Samurai
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Consuela - Dec 06, 2013 6:18:05 am PST #25961 of 30000
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix
Dana - Dec 08, 2013 2:45:15 pm PST #25962 of 30000
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
We're watching "Room 237", which is all about these crazy-ass conspiracies people have about "The Shining." My favorite one so far (spoilers!) is the guy who believes the movie is about Kubrick's experience faking the Apollo moon landing footage for the U.S. government.
He supplanted my previous favorite, the guy who said it was about the massacre of the Native Americans.
Amy - Dec 08, 2013 2:52:17 pm PST #25963 of 30000
Because books.
I keep meaning to watch that.
le nubian - Dec 08, 2013 3:05:28 pm PST #25964 of 30000
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
I had to stop that film when the minotaur stuff came up. I laughed so loud for so long I gave myself a headache and nearly passed out. I was no more good for the rest of the night. The minotaur stuff is EVERYTHING.
The other stuff is absolutely batshit, but the minotaur thing is just amazeballs.
Jessica - Dec 09, 2013 3:32:12 am PST #25965 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Desolation of Smaug was a lot of fun. It's still at least half an hour too long (there's a couple of set pieces I'd happily trade for more time with Beorn) but, you know, three more hours in Middle Earth! So yay!
Smaug is magnificent. Truly incredible.
Watching Thorin and Thranduil glare at each other, priceless.
Jilli, if you are planning to see this and want to avoid the scene with the...well, you know...hide your eyes from right after Bilbo sees the butterflies to when Thorin says "Where's Bilbo?" and then again after that little bit is done, until you hear Elvish.
Neither of the screenings I've been to have had the HFR version, so I guess I'll be seeing it a third time in theaters at some point.
Burrell - Dec 09, 2013 5:51:58 am PST #25966 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
My kids are already clapping their hands with glee over that movie, Jessica. It seems I'll get to see it in theaters this time. Lucky me!
Atropa - Dec 09, 2013 10:42:50 am PST #25967 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
Thank you for the warning points, Jessica!
Watching Thorin and Thranduil glare at each other, priceless.
That's pretty much why I want to see the movie. All hail Thranduil, King of Bitchface!
Jessica - Dec 09, 2013 10:52:56 am PST #25968 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
All hail Thranduil, King of Bitchface!
Even the King of Bitchface is no match for Thorin Emoshield and his feels. And his hair. Which also has feels.
Tom Scola - Dec 09, 2013 10:57:09 am PST #25969 of 30000
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.
Vampire Academy, directed by the guy who did Mean Girls. Are the books any good?
Sean K - Dec 09, 2013 11:25:06 am PST #25970 of 30000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
Even the King of Bitchface is no match for Thorin Emoshield and his feels. And his hair. Which also has feels.
This has got to be the greatest review pull quote ever.