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Buffista Movies 7: Brides for 7 Samurai

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JZ - Aug 22, 2013 2:54:31 pm PDT #25229 of 30000

See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Beg to differ; Matilda wasn't traumatized by it in the least. Here was her description after her first viewing, at 4-ish:

"Did you know about the bully and the unicorn? He pushed them all into the water, but then they escaped away! I think if we push the bully into the water, and poke a hole in him, and take out all his blood, and then cut off his horn, and then cut off the horns on his head, and then cut his head off, then we could EAT HIM."

This was forwarded to Beagle himself, who said that she's welcome to write the summaries for everything he ever writes forever after.

eta: The subtle sadness of Molly Grue will probably be lost on her for a good few years to come.

erikaj - Aug 22, 2013 3:11:50 pm PDT #25230 of 30000

Always Anti-fascist!

I mostly remember that the visuals were beautiful(of course, I had a Harmonyesque Unicorn obsession at that time) and it wasn't what I expected) If you like movies about garage bands, you need to see "Not Fade Away"

Polter-Cow - Aug 22, 2013 5:05:42 pm PDT #25231 of 30000

What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Ben Affleck is the new Batman.

From Daredevil to Batman. Makes sense...except that no one really liked him as Daredevil.

Steph L. - Aug 22, 2013 5:11:11 pm PDT #25232 of 30000

this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

WHAT.

Oh no. No no no no no no no.

Dana - Aug 22, 2013 5:16:15 pm PDT #25233 of 30000

I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

That might be exactly what shrift said. Verbatim.

le nubian - Aug 22, 2013 5:17:45 pm PDT #25234 of 30000

"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

I saw this on twitter and my response was: oh no no no no

Vonnie K - Aug 22, 2013 5:19:56 pm PDT #25235 of 30000

Kiss me, my girl, before I'm sick.

I don't even care about Batman and even I am horrified. WTF are they thinking??

§ ita § - Aug 22, 2013 5:59:49 pm PDT #25236 of 30000

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Hey, if he directs it, it could still be good.

Sophia Brooks - Aug 22, 2013 6:16:05 pm PDT #25237 of 30000

Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

I am with Vonnie. I just made a WTF face. Jennifer Garner would have been a better choice.

Jessica - Aug 22, 2013 6:20:50 pm PDT #25238 of 30000

And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

From Daredevil to Batman. Makes sense...except that no one really liked him as Daredevil.

SERIOUSLY.

I like Ben Affleck quite a bit in the right role, but HOLY GOD NO. Zach Snyder directing Ben Affleck as Batman? Let me just preemptively gauge my eyes out, thanks.

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