Sure, give her some whiskey and a few packs of Chesterfield Kings and let her go to town!
Yeah, either Tone Deaf or Uber-Creepy
And then there's The Lone Ranger, where Depp said "why choose just one?"
Anya: We should drop a piano on her. It always works for that creepy cartoon rabbit when he's running from that nice man with the speech impediment. Giles: Yes, or perhaps we could paint a convincing fake tunnel on the side of a mountain.
'Touched'
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Matt the Bruins fan - Aug 07, 2013 3:20:35 pm PDT #25133 of 30000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Strix - Aug 07, 2013 4:52:22 pm PDT #25134 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Heh, Matt.
I saw the trailer for Thor 2. Is it just me, or is he almost platinum blond in this one? And what UP with that half-braid?
Steph L. - Aug 07, 2013 4:58:18 pm PDT #25135 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
And what UP with that half-braid?
I'm thinking Halloween costume for my almost-hubby's long flowing tresses.
(Actually, we were watching the animated Justice League, and I said that Tim could be Green Arrow for Halloween, if he grew a goatee, and I could be Black Canary...if I were willing to go outside in fishnets and a leotard dealie. Which I am NOT.
So Tim, without missing a beat, said "Well, *I'll* be Black Canary. You'll make a fine Green Arrow.")
t edit And I would totally do it, too.
erikaj - Aug 07, 2013 5:05:53 pm PDT #25136 of 30000
Always Anti-fascist!
I'm actually starting to hate the sight of Johnny Depp. I never thought that would happen.
Polter-Cow - Aug 07, 2013 5:15:02 pm PDT #25137 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
He's basically playing Jack Sparrow over and over at this point.
erikaj - Aug 07, 2013 5:20:01 pm PDT #25138 of 30000
Always Anti-fascist!
That last Pirates thing was a TOTAL waste of time. I actually felt *used* by it. So of course, there'll be another one.
Matt the Bruins fan - Aug 07, 2013 6:10:06 pm PDT #25139 of 30000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
It made like a billion dollars worldwide, there was never any question about there being another sequel. Or dozen of them. I suspect Disney has a contract somewhere with Johnny Depp's name signed in his own blood.
Frankenbuddha - Aug 07, 2013 6:10:56 pm PDT #25140 of 30000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
I'm actually starting to hate the sight of Johnny Depp. I never thought that would happen.
He's turning into Nicholas Cage. I used to love Cage, but then...
At least Cage managed Adaptation in there among the dreck, where he was really good again (and I did enjoy his Adam West impression in Kick Ass).
And I still like his early forays into action - The Rock and Con Air. It's just...he kept going back to a well that had dried up.
Tom Scola - Aug 07, 2013 6:12:51 pm PDT #25141 of 30000
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.
At least Nic Cage owed a shitton of cash to the IRS. What’s Depp’s excuse?
Frankenbuddha - Aug 07, 2013 6:16:15 pm PDT #25142 of 30000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
True that. No argument.
He was GREAT in Donnie Brosco and he needs to do something like that again.
Desperately.